Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[BassmanPaul]

Didn’t you already wear all that stuff out when you were younger?

Damn, I can’t even look at a dirty movie nowadays in case I see Ken’s face staring back at me!!

 

[RandM]

Have you guys seen that they found the
Lexington in the Coral Sea?

Maurie.

 

[Al Kraft]

Have you guys seen that they found the
Lexington in the Coral Sea?

Maurie.

I think it literally just occurred a few days back. There were some amazingly intact major artifacts like planes and guns readily visible as well.

 

[alaskaleftybass]

I think it literally just occurred a few days back. There were some amazingly intact major artifacts like planes and guns readily visible as well.

That's amazing. What a priceless find. I wonder what kind of shape the artifacts are in...

 

[BadExample]

Amps...Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

@spankdaplank toured the exploration boat.

 

[rust_preacher]

...I'm guessing she does now...

The strap, in fact, is one of my better ones. I forget the brand but it's wide, all leather, comfortable. Everything you look for in a bss strap. It was laid neatly on top of ANOTHER bass case.

 

[G-Dog]

The strap, in fact, is one of my better ones. I forget the brand but it's wide, all leather, comfortable. Everything you look for in a bss strap. It was laid neatly on top of ANOTHER bass case.

"Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man!"

 

[ric426]

Woohoo! I got it made now baby!
I just got an email from none other than Jason Bourne! He must be hiding out in the south Pacific because the return address has a .tk suffix, which designates a tiny island nation of 1411 people, called Tokelau. He was nice enough to inform me that the late Mr. Edwin Gabriel, a proud member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers, has left me $10,000,000!!! Is that great or what? Anybody want a new bass or something?

 

[Ken Morgan]

Uh...that's not really him. Its really Elvis, the world's second most frustrated bass player

 

[ric426]

Uh...that's not really him. Its really Elvis, the world's second most frustrated bass player

Who, Jason Bourne or Edwin Gabriel? In either case that's not funny Ken. You shouldn't mock the deceased.
Shame on you.
You're just jealous that he chose me instead of you! There'll be no '58 Jazz Bass for you now.

 

[agedhorse]

Isn't Jason Bourne a Nigerian prince?

 

[Passinwind]

Woohoo! I got it made now baby!
I just got an email from none other than Jason Bourne! He must be hiding out in the south Pacific because the return address has a .tk suffix, which designates a tiny island nation of 1411 people, called Tokelau. He was nice enough to inform me that the late Mr. Edwin Gabriel, a proud member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers, has left me $10,000,000!!! Is that great or what? Anybody want a new bass or something?

Hookers 'N Blow never go out of fashion, just sayin'.

 

[Al Kraft]

Isn't Jason Bourne a Nigerian prince?

He was when I sent him my bank account information and social security number so he could move some foreign assets using an American banking institution. And yeah I know what everyone is thinking, but he promised me a 15% commission rather than the usual 10% you get in those phony spam/phishing emails. Come to think of it that was 3 years ago and I'm still waiting to hear back...

 

[agedhorse]

He was when I sent him my bank account information and social security number so he could move some foreign assets using an American banking institution. And yeah I know what everyone is thinking, but he promised me a 15% commission rather than the usual 10% you get in those phony spam/phishing emails. Come to think of it that was 3 years ago and I'm still waiting to hear back...

Did you get the new Mercedes he promised you at least? How about the virgins?

 

[Al Kraft]

Did you get the new Mercedes he promised you at least? How about the virgins?

I didn't even get a virgin Mercedes.

 

[SoulReflection]

I didn't even get a virgin Mercedes.

So, how's your bank account and personal info .

 

[ric426]

Hookers 'N Blow never go out of fashion, just sayin'.

I wouldn't know where to get either one or what to do with 'em if I did.

 

[Al Kraft]

So, how's your bank account and personal info .

...not sure, someone seems to have changed my password and the system doesn't recognize my user name either?? I should probably look into this!

 

[Ken Morgan]

If those were reversed...Blow n Hookers, they’d be from Thailand most likely

 

[ric426]

I had (another) dental appointment this morning and I was a few minutes late because the roads were snowy. I told the dental assistant that I was sorry I was late, but some idiot drove his car into ditch. We were both ok though, so I left my wife with the car to wait for the tow truck, and I hitchhiked the rest of the way to the office.
Stunned silence.
Then I said that I smelled some gasoline when I climbed out of the car, but I didn't see anything leaking, so I'm sure my wife is fine.
Silent shocked look.
She knows me well enough to know that I'm a joker, but I couldn't keep a straight face and it wasn't until I cracked a smile that she figured it out. She'll never believe anything I say now.