I agree with you on the Scouse Lass, Paul although I have to say, being asked what time do you want to be "knocked up in the morning" left me somewhat speechless...
When she got to the US in the early 80's, her boss sent her to pick up a sandwich. The shop owner asked her it she wanted "sprouts on it"? She couldn't quite fathom putting brussel sprouts on a sandwich...
To her defense, when I first came here in the early '80's from Canada, I went shopping at a local supermarket. At the checkout counter, I was asked if I would like my purchases in a "sack". I politely said no...a bag would be fine.
Prior to that, one of the first times I went to a US McDonalds, I asked for vinegar for my fries...I was viewed as being from outer space...I was expecting "white vinegar or malt"! Fun Times...