Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[MarcusPHagen]

When Gatorbait (my son) was 15 , he took his girlfriend out to a movie. I had to pick them up. They sat in the back seat and I didn't hear a peep out of either one of them. After a while , I looked back there to make sure everything was OK. They were texting each other. Kids

Makes perfect sense... That way you couldn't listen.
Marcus

 

[1bassplayinfool]

But it's so much more subtle to send them off to search for a set of left-handed strings...

That'll learn 'em...

 

[B-string]

For those who don't know "nut sauce"

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[S-Bigbottom]

For those who don't know "nut sauce"

That means something different to kids these days. Be careful you might end up on, The News.

 

[FFTT]

I send them for nut sauce. If they look at me funny I know they can be of no help.

I tell them I'm beyond help

 

[sharkbait130]

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH. Another 6 to 10 inches of snow due today. I shouldn't complain. I could be living in Boston.

 

[BassmanPaul]

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH. Another 6 to 10 inches of snow due today. I shouldn't complain. I could be living in Boston.

Not to worry bro. Just get gatorbait out there with the snow shovel!! It's what we have kids for in the first place!!

 

[will33]

Makes perfect sense... That way you couldn't listen.
Marcus

Marcus has it figured out.

 

[will33]

Not to worry bro. Just get gatorbait out there with the snow shovel!! It's what we have kids for in the first place!!

I thought it was because we WERE the "remote control" / anntenae adjuster.

 

[sharkbait130]

Not to worry bro. Just get gatorbait out there with the snow shovel!! It's what we have kids for in the first place!!

Can't. The little maggot's away at college. Not due back for spring break till late Saturday.
Pull cord on my snow blower broke. Finally got it fixed but my next few gigs are going toward an electric start one for next year. It'll be my luck that we won't have any snow next year.

 

[BassmanPaul]

Pull cord on my snow blower broke. Finally got it fixed but my next few gigs are going toward an electric start one for next year. It'll be my luck that we won't have any snow next year.

If you are correct and we get no snow we should all throw in a donation for your snow blower!!

 

[sharkbait130]

If you are correct and we get no snow we should all throw in a donation for your snow blower!!

<---(gets down on his knees and chants) "Alms for the snow blower.....alms for the snow blower.
(appreciate the offer but I'm gonna be pretty busy this year so money for it isn't a problem.)

 

[Kirk Bryant]

Don't know why I haven't joined this infertile group of old dust bags yet deNile isn't getting me anywhere. (Where's me dingy?) you can tell just by the picture I'm grumpy, sleepy, dopey, loopy, and all those other ey's. I can relate to all of your witty banter. If you can believe I'm even a little POed that we HAVENT had a winter here in Oregon this year and I have been bitching about the rain and cold since I moved back 10 yrs ago. It's going to be about 70 tomorrow and Tshirt weather when it should be puking rain with 40 MPH winds. Not enough snow on Mt Hood to ski hardly when there should be 10 ft. Instead of 2. Half the mountain is just bare rocks. So we'll have a drought year and they can charge us twice as much for water. I got an unexpected multi thousand dollar bill I'll have to sell gear to pay for. The trucks down. Just totaled the sports car, luckily everyone's fine. So that's gone. Let's see I'd better stop now before I start to realize how I REALLY feel. The wife's out at a work function so I need to go get some Sushi......much more cost effective going alone and I can just say I ate leftovers. Ha! Don't get started you know how I get.......there I feel better already. Then I can come home and watch last years stored up racing (saved for the off months) and the last couple of Blacklist's which she doesn't care for. That should do it till she gets home.

Peace ya'll
Capt. Kirk.

 

[B-string]

#108 Kirk Bryant

 

[Kirk Bryant]

Yo B tanks you're all right I don't care what they say. Hey yo.

 

[Ajapses]

He's got to be in. Sounded like a commencement speech. Or a sales pitch. Or a section out of a DOD manual. At any rate he's literate. Which proves he's old.

 

[B-string]

Reading it reminded me of my old mentor. Rambled on, mumbled, drank beer and ate hard boiled eggs in the afternoon so he farted a lot too.

 

[Kirk Bryant]

I'll thank you not to enjoy my farts from that far away! Now leave me and my chocolate Sunday alone. Sure I could practice but I'd have to turn off the IPad, computer, TV and besides I'd have to rotate the recliner forward just to reach the on off switch for the Allen Classic Ten (tube amp) here in the living room to play. Oh crap I would actually have to get up to reach a bass. That does it I'm gonna keep surfin and keep watching the search for the Lost Dutchman Mine and finish my Sunday before I even consider getting up.

 

[SamJ]

hsech if hes not already added is my vote

 

[FFTT]

I'm lucky my neighbor brought over his blower to cut the 1st 100 ft from the road.
It also makes it easier for his wife to bring the doogs over when I watch them.
Just kick clearing 40 foot of walkway and shoveling off the front port tore me up today.

6" is just inconvenient.

Electric bills due to number of -32 degree days is hurting.