Nice!Only the observation that "like" and "pun" are rarely used together.
There is a story of a home for aged and aging punsters Mark Twain published in an anthology of humor. There are strict rules, particularly regarding dinner table etiquette. Every pun possible about meals played out long ago for these GOFs to the point where the rules were necessary to keep order.
Also, I recall, the home for aged and aging punsters was men only. The writer's premise was women are incapable of a pun ....
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Right. Some many many many pages ago someone or multiple someones requested a boarding school story.
We are discussing The Great Gatsby. Standard 11th form stuff [then]. In the halcyon days when most of the girls owned a copy of Richard Brautigan's poems. <ahem> Never mind that. Horrible. Yes, The Great Gatsby.
It's the scene at the end of the novel where he's looking out over the bay and sees two green lights on the two docks. We are asked what the meaning of this may be. (We are getting learned about metaphors.) Raise hand. He calls on me.
A pair of docks.
Lucky not to have been expelled on the spot.
), and get past a longstanding need for heavy opiates.