Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

[sharkbait130]

Mr. sharkbait130 has lived up to his user name...almost.

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The Dispatch
This hammerhead shark, pictured here in the Inlet around 2 p.m. Thursday by Jill Needham Martire, has kept the Ocean City Beach Patrol busy today. The Town of O

 

[BassmanPaul]

Sadly over the last little while some have not been so lucky.

 

[ZonieBass]

Something I just realized today...when you get to be my age, (give or take a few years), and you bend over to pick something up from the floor...you look around to see if there's anything else you can do while your down there. Normal?

 

[Ajapses]

If you find yourself hanging out down there sometimes, because it's kinda nice....perfectly normal.

 

[B-string]

Something I just realized today...when you get to be my age, (give or take a few years), and you bend over to pick something up from the floor...you look around to see if there's anything else you can do while your down there. Normal?

I usually wonder if I really need it more than the floor does before I even bend over .

 

[agedhorse]

I've fallen and can't be bothered to get back up!

 

[alaskaleftybass]

Old fart confession: I have one of those "reachers" for picking up from the floor!

 

[BassmanPaul]

A thing that I've found to be true is that everything ends up on the floor!!

 

[TheRealKong]

Today I am extra grumpy.

Couldnt sleep tonight because of hot air comming direct from africa over spain to south germany. 40 grad celsius during the day, 30 through the night. Took cold showers three times tonight, no relieve.

Have to take antibiotika because of a swolen testicle - it hurts like shag! Doctor told me something about highly resistant bacteria and how to fight the little mofos. Now I know how the Duke felt, look like him when I walk the dog. And I would like to shoot somebody - like he did in his movies.

Because I am not allowed to carry a gun (because of beeing extra-grumpy), everibody is save.

 

[TheRealKong]

What? I am not allowed to write shag?

Makes me grumpy....

 

[alaskaleftybass]

Today I am extra grumpy.

Couldnt sleep tonight because of hot air comming direct from africa over spain to south germany. 40 grad celsius during the day, 30 through the night. Took cold showers three times tonight, no relieve.

Have to take antibiotika because of a swolen testicle - it hurts like ****! Doctor told me something about highly resistant bacteria and how to fight the little mofos. Now I know how the Duke felt, look like him when I walk the dog. And I would like to shoot somebody - like he did in his movies.

Because I am not allowed to carry a gun (because of beeing extra-grumpy), everibody is save.

Good luck my friend!

 

[TheRealKong]

Good luck my friend.

Thank you. Everything will be fine. Just have to do what the Doctor says.

I do not like antibiotica, as I told you before. But I have to take them.

Grumpines still rising...

 

[B-string]

If you take too many you feel moldy.

 

[alaskaleftybass]

If you take too many you feel moldy.

 

[B-string]

I came close to separating the tendons from my elbow once (damn long and painful), Doc said the next visit would likely be steroid injections (mostly hormone derived from horses at that time), I came in with a bag of oats. I showed them to her and said I was all prepared, not even a crack of a smile.

 

[TheRealKong]

She- doc might have been grumpy...

 

[B-string]

She was just too focused, ten years I tried could never get a smile out of her. Awesome Doctor though.

 

[TheRealKong]

Grumpy old farts don't need no commedians. We need doctors.

 

[ZonieBass]

Talk about doctors, every time I get a physical I get molested (you know what I mean) and I don't even get a hug.

 

[gregbackstrom]

I switched doctors recently. My new doc is a younger gal with slender fingers!