Guitar stands vs toilet

[Ross W. Lovell]

Was browsing ebay and came across this beautiful les paul. The listing's main photo features the guitar resting on what I presume to be the owners toilet. Never saw this before and I thought it was funny so enjoy!

100th Anniversary Limited Edition Gibson Les Paul Supreme 2015. Made in USA. | eBay

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As a Guitarist, I wonder why the anniversary edition has f-holes.

Between price, the green color, the excessive hammy hardware and the F-holes.......that is where this one belongs.

 

[Mannyinnewyork]

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Metoillica

 

[Freez]

That's a toilet, no question. Is anyone else scared to look at the guitar stand in his house?

 

[TuneIn]

Bet it sounds like poopie,....jus sayin'

 

[wideload]

The TP roll is put on wrong.

Maybe he has cats. That way, when they claw the paper roll (and they will), the roll doesn’t unwind all over the floor.

 

[dalkowski]

Something something mother-of-toilet-seat something...

Seller throws in a box of Clorox wipes and I'll consider bidding.

 

[bassstrangler]

No matter how clean that toilet is, the guitar has basically been rubbed over the naked bottom and fronts of whoever has graced that throne.

That's not good marketing, that's absolutely disgusting.

 

[EatS1stBassist]

Was browsing ebay and came across this beautiful les paul. The listing's main photo features the guitar resting on what I presume to be the owners toilet. Never saw this before and I thought it was funny so enjoy!

100th Anniversary Limited Edition Gibson Les Paul Supreme 2015. Made in USA. | eBay

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Had to save that image! It works on so many levels!! Lol!

 

[EatS1stBassist]

If it sits there long enough, it'll produce the brown note.

Lmao!!

 

[Michedelic]

Is that how you get the Van Halen brown sound?

 

[2112]

No matter how clean that toilet is, the guitar has basically been rubbed over the naked bottom and fronts of whoever has graced that throne.

That's not good marketing, that's absolutely disgusting.

I got bad news... the fingerboard and strings of any guitar or bass are, in general, far nastier than a clean toilet seat.

 

[Joebone]

$7500 guitar? Clearly, the owner is feeling flush...

 

[Rip Van Dan]

The TP roll is put on wrong.

No, it's not if he has cats. Inherited a cat from our son years ago that had a thing for unrolling toilet paper by reaching up and giving the roll a spin. We turned it around the way you see it here and spinning kept all the TP on roll and not on the floor and down the hall. Prior to that I was always preferred it "over the top".

Now I just think of it as the same way that fly-line comes off a fly-reel - from underneath the roll - and I no longer obsess about it. Perhaps you should take up fly-fishing, you might like it...

 

[the harp unstrung]

Rickenbacker yes, toilet is fine, Les paul,, no

Duude!!!

 

[Michedelic]

An item from their Reverb store, perhaps?

 

[Michedelic]

Is it time for Paul-Pourri?

 

[rogerbmiller]

Who would ever buy that guitar now?! Ick.

 

[rogerbmiller]

His bass must be a pee bass...

 

[Stranger Danger]

I am not a fan of Gibsons so it makes sense to me.

 

[Father Gino]

That’s not a toilet you fools. That’s a boutique guitar stand designed by BMW engineers. Have you never seen a Bongo?