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heaviest band ever

I love At the Gates... but i hate them for unknowingly spawning the crap that's been dubbed "metalcore".



"Hey bro... check out this band i just found!"(it's really 2002)

"Woah what are they called man?"

"At the Gates."

"Woot. We should play something like this"

"Like? We can just COPY the riffs and the parts that we can't play we'll just jam on the open E while our friends practice thier kickboxing moves."

"Hella sweet man!"

"Lets go to Express and buy girl jeans now!"

"Woot, i got my mom's credit card!!1"

*bro hi-five*
I now must go clean coffee off of my laptop...best laugh I've had in a while.
 
Nobody has mentioned Pelican yet. Just saw them blow Isis off the stage. imho. And on the newest album they have been writing with Earth's Dylan Carlson. :bassist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NZ0EoOuJi4&feature=related
As mentioned before. The great Sunn O))). Not everybody's cup of tea, But I'm going to see em this Sunday at the southgate mansion. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtnG6EHh1N4
Earthride is another. Pure Maryland Doom!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhba4tXlsfI
And last but not least EARTH. Proving that you don't need Distortion to be heavy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfgYnV031LU&feature=related
Could you imagine what your drummer would say if you asked him/her to play that slow. :eyebrow:
 
I love At the Gates... but i hate them for unknowingly spawning the crap that's been dubbed "metalcore".



"Hey bro... check out this band i just found!"(it's really 2002)

"Woah what are they called man?"

"At the Gates."

"Woot. We should play something like this"

"Like? We can just COPY the riffs and the parts that we can't play we'll just jam on the open E while our friends practice thier kickboxing moves."

"Hella sweet man!"

"Lets go to Express and buy girl jeans now!"

"Woot, i got my mom's credit card!!1"

*bro hi-five*

2002? I thought metalcore was just the most obvious aspects of what Converge was doing in 1992.
 
2002? I thought metalcore was just the most obvious aspects of what Converge was doing in 1992.

Yeah, as were bands like Botch, Coalesce, and Zao...

BUT... the whole At The Gates worship which i am reffering to really started to bud in the early 2000s. Before, "metalcore" was just that... metal influenced hardcore bands. But the overt and obvious Swedish Death Metal thing was a whole new beast that brought with it the entire annoying fashion-forward subculture that gets associated with the term "metalcore" today.

See, when i hear Metalcore... i think Converge, Botch, Training for Utopia, Undertow and All Out War... the kiddies today would say As I Lay Dieing, August Burns Red, and The Agony Scene.

Things change man. Same thing with "screamo"... throw that word at me i think Heroin, Indian Summer, Clikitat Ikatowi, and Antioch Arrow. Someone else would say Orchid, Pg 99 and Satia... still, someone else would say Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco, or whatever.

All in a name man.
 
Meshuggah - Catch 33 is an awesome mind-unraveling album. Chaosphere is pretty sick too.

It's funny about heavy/brutal. To me tuning is a big issue. I just can't see an E-tuned band being that brutal. Maybe in like 1983. Gojira - From Mars to Serius is a good heavy album too (drop D).

Sometimes it's so "brutal" I can't really make out many of the notes.
 
The Fat boys!! These guys have to be the heaviest band ever.

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Oh..wait you mean like heavy metal...;)
 
I've seen Sabbath, Priest, Deep Purple, Motorhead and others listed many times. I have to admit that I haven't seen many of the newer bands listed, but then again, most of it doesn't appeal to me.
For my money, Black Sabbath is the tops when it comes to being heavy and dark, while still being listenable, IMHO. Take the song "Under the Sun" from Volume 4. It sounds like a funeral durge for the first 30 seconds or so. I have requested it to be played at my funeral.