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You could have some fun with this and expand your repertoire a little bit, making it part of the show

You could have some fun with this and expand your repertoire a little bit, making it part of the show
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I'd say at least 4000 years ago![]()
Cavemen sitting around a fire drinking rotten fruit juice and banging stones together when one of them yells out "play some Skynyrd!"![]()
Yeah, we actually did try that last time. He wants a steady stream of ZZ Top, Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Foghat, etc. Look, I have NOTHING against any of those artists and wouldn't mind playing them. They are not part of what we usually do and the few that we did, most people could have cared less. The demographic of this place does not suit what the owner thinks we should play.
Wow I appreciate everyone's ideas!! Sometimes I get stuck in my head with one way of thinking about a situation that I can't see other alternatives. Either way, the gig must go on (at least the one this Saturday) so my main goal is to not get in a fight with a drunk.
learn 4-6 easy 70s tunes in case the wino turns on you again so you have something to calm him down. give the a**hole what he wants by shoving his damn 70s tunes down his throat. by the time you've played 4 songs, he'll be too drunk to notice the rest of your set. placate the alcoholic until he has to be carried out of the place and have a laugh when you see him stumbling all over the bar while you take his money.Needless to say, we haven't exactly learned a lot of new 70s tunes.
Learn some 70's tunes, play your normal set until he asks you to play some 70's tunes, then, announce loudly that the next song you're playing is for the owner and launch into it. Pacify his drunken ego. I can't imagine it would happen more than a couple times a night. Drunks are annoying but they're also easily distracted and can't maintain focus for the entire 4 hours you're playing.
Not only announce that but ask the drunk to come up to the stage and sing it. Make sure to video it, and have a friend post it to YouTube - let social media take over. Make sure to let the manager and owner have a link to the video.