Help me name my bass!!!

[gln1955]

Yeah... I started to say "first person you ever kissed" but it just lacks something you know?

I wouldn't name my bass 'Mom".

 

[Discount Bassy]

I'd name the seafoam/team cord Joe Verkill.

 

[Bajo Clarkko]

When I was a kid, my dad would occasionally (very occasionally) call me “Throckmorton Cadwaller”. I have know NO idea why. It never stuck.

You can use that one if you want, because I’m not using it.

 

[Claymore]

I agree with such things only being named if it comes about on its own and there's some back story to it. I mean, what's your TV named? Your oven? Lol...

Pixels and Bakey.

 

[roller]

Crest.

Hey everyone, I need help naming my bass.
She's my first bass, a Ibanez TMB100 Mint green Talman 4 string bass.
If I could get any suggestions, that'll be great!

 

[LowEndOperative]

If it's a killer bass, then name it Carole Baskin. No more comments please.

 

[melikecookies]

I think Andes fits.

 

[factory presets]

Having been raised on a farm my advice, handed down thru the generations, would be never give your first bass a name. It just makes it harder when you have to eat it.

 

[sedan_dad]

"George" You're welcome.

 

[whero]

Call it "the Ibanez".
Unless you buy another Ibanez, in which case call it "the Talman".
Unless you buy another Ibanez Talman, in which case call it "the green Talman".
Unless you buy another green Ibanez Talman, in which case call it "the first green Talman".

As you can see, I don't name my basses, so I'm not very good at this.

 

[Groove Doctor]

Abigail.

 

[hardtop]

As it's your only bass, the name should be "My Bass"
If you get a second bass, you should change the name to "The Ibanez"
If you get another Ibanez, the new name should be "The Green Ibanez"
If you get another green Ibanez... well you're just asking for trouble at that point.

 

[kmon]

Roadkill. Call it roadkill. Or maybe Grasshopper.

You're welcome.

 

[Hues]

Blu Troll

 

[Stewie]

I bought a bass, the seller told me it was "Katie" I called it "My Bass", or "The Black One"

 

[MF-Winzlow]

Lord Gorlok (sinister ruler of planet______)

 

[MrBassManG]

The Bass that couldn't slow down

 

[MYLOWFREQ]

#1.

 

[Standalone]

Popcorn

Cheesecake

 

[Smallmouth_Bass]

After Eight