Help me name my bass!!!

[Name My Bass]

Hey everyone, I need help naming my bass.
She's my first bass, a Ibanez TMB100 Mint green Talman 4 string bass.
If I could get any suggestions, that'll be great!

 

[Kaa]

Patty. As in Peppermint Patty from Peanuts.

 

[swink]

What about "The Ibanez TMB100 Mint green Talman 4 string bass"?
If you ask someone: "Have you seen The Ibanez TMB100 Mint green Talman 4 string bass?" I bet everybody knows what you're talking about.
I've heard someone is still searching for Vic....

 

[jd56hawk]

Sorry it took so long...15 seconds...but this might help.
The Official Ibanez TMB Talman Bass Club

 

[Gorn]

Harcourt Fenton Mudd.

 

[La Faro]

Bryan

 

[Gorn]

J'Dinkalage Morgoone.

 

[deff]

Terrified in a pine box?

 

[Warpeg]

Bassy McBass-face

 

[La Faro]

The Bass formally known as Ibanez TMB100 Mint green Talman 4 string bass.

 

[G On Bass]

Congrats on the bass!. I'm not much into naming basses other than by brand, pickups, model or color, so all I got is: "The Talman", and if you add another, you can call it "The Mint One".

 

[JZQuantum]

I'd say call it Bernadette.

 

[Yango]

Booger

 

[LowEndLobster]

Yeetson Panglefski.

 

[Bajo Clarkko]

“The Mint Green one.”

 

[JamesAG]

Riker. AKA "Number One."

 

[Silky Johnson]

Dale or Steve

 

[ELG60]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

 

[StereoPlayer]

Frita Louise

 

[Hounddog409]

Hey everyone, I need help naming my bass.
She's my first bass, a Ibanez TMB100 Mint green Talman 4 string bass.
If I could get any suggestions, that'll be great!

Really? First, IMO, naming objects is silly at best. Second, if an object does have a name, it just happens. Never forced.

That is all. Now get off my lawn