HOW COME?

[rtslinger]

HOW COME?

IF YOU ARE IN A JAZZ BAND YOU LOOK COOL WITH SUNGLASSES AND A FEDORA?

BUT IF YOU PLAY ROCK YOU AREN’T COOL?

IF YOU PLAY IN AN ORCHESTRA OR BIG BAND YOU CAN USE CHARTS TO PLAY THE COVER SONGS?

BUT IF YOU ARE IN A COVER BAND YOU ARE FROWNED UPON? I WOULD THINK YOU COULD PLAY IT BETTER IF YOU COULD READ MUSIC AND PLAY IT AS WRITTEN?

3 CHORD SONGS ARE ACCEPTABLE WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING BLUES AND COUNTRY?

BUT ROCK SONGS ARE THROW AWAYS?

IF YOU PLAY BEACH BOYS TYPE SURFER MUSIC IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO GIG IN SHORTS AND NO SHOES?

BUT IF YOU WEAR THAT FOR A ROCK GIG IT IS FROWN UPON EVEN IF YOU ARE OUT SIDE.

IF YOU ARE IN A COUNTRY BAND AND WRITE A TWO NOTE PER CHORD BASS LINE IT IS THE GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD?

BUT IF YOU DID THAT IN A ROCK SONG DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED?

ADD YOUR OWN THESE ARE MINE

 

[10cc]

How come everything is capitalized?

 

[rtslinger]

GOOD ONE
HOW COME IF YOU USE CAP LOCKS TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS ON ANY OTHER POSTING OTHER THAN TB IT IS ACCEPTABLE?
BUT ON TB YOU ARE CONSIDER A NEANDERTHAL?

SIDE NOTE
BTW MY KEYBOARD CRAPPED OUT TODAY AND I CAN'T SHUT OFF THE CAP LOCKS??????? I UNPLUGGED IT AND STILL? I DON'T WANT TO REBOOT MY MACHINE BECAUSE IF IT DOESN'T FIX IT I WON'T BE ABLE TO LOGIN! WHAT A KEY TO GET STUCK ON RIGHT? LEAVING THE OFFICE AT NOON FOR LUNCH I AM GOING TO PICK ONE UP ( SORRY FOR THE CAPS) AND YEAH I POUNDED ON IT STILL ON

 

[Atshen]

MAN MY EARS ARE TIRED FROM ALL THE SCREAMING!

DID YOU GET A NEW KEYBOARD YET?

 

[rtslinger]

MAN MY EARS ARE TIRED FROM ALL THE SCREAMING!

DID YOU GET A NEW KEYBOARD YET?

HA HA HA HOPE TO FIX THIS ONE IT IS EXPENSIVE DON'T WANT TO KICK IT TO THE CURB IF I DON'T HAVE TOO

 

[rtslinger]

Fixed! and guess what it was? I'll wait...................................... A hint windows 8.1 operating system

 

[lfmn16]

How come some many people on TB seem to care what everyone else thinks about non-consequential things like hats, sunglasses, shorts, music stands, etc., etc., etc? When you think for yourself, you don't need to worry about any of these things.

 

[Atshen]

Woah! 400 bucks for a keyboard?!

 

[Dogbertday]

GOOD ONE
HOW COME IF YOU USE CAP LOCKS TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS ON ANY OTHER POSTING OTHER THAN TB IT IS ACCEPTABLE?
BUT ON TB YOU ARE CONSIDER A NEANDERTHAL?

SIDE NOTE
BTW MY KEYBOARD CRAPPED OUT TODAY AND I CAN'T SHUT OFF THE CAP LOCKS??????? I UNPLUGGED IT AND STILL? I DON'T WANT TO REBOOT MY MACHINE BECAUSE IF IT DOESN'T FIX IT I WON'T BE ABLE TO LOGIN! WHAT A KEY TO GET STUCK ON RIGHT? LEAVING THE OFFICE AT NOON FOR LUNCH I AM GOING TO PICK ONE UP ( SORRY FOR THE CAPS) AND YEAH I POUNDED ON IT STILL ON

Get your "." And "," buttons fixed yet?

All caps is hard to read, that'whyhy talkBass has rules (written and unwritten) about it.

Why not... Do the rock and roll thing and stop caring if other people like your shorts and fedora.

 

[rtslinger]

Yes fixed here is what it was

his will help if this happens to anyone else with a touch screen monitor ah ha.
Yup brought up the touch screen keyboard yesterday playing around and left the cap locks on! So my actual keyboard wasn't doing anything to change that setting. lesson learned folks. close it down mod another one for the books thanks for any actual suggestions people RTS

Get your "." And "," buttons fixed yet?

All caps is hard to read, that'whyhy talkBass has rules (written and unwritten) about it.

Why not... Do the rock and roll thing and stop caring if other people like your shorts and fedora.

btw this is in the humor section poking fun, laughing, smiling, not a hey kids get off my fing lawn kind of post

 

[rtslinger]

Woah! 400 bucks for a keyboard?!

Yup, but it does everything but make my coffee.

 

[kcole4001]

Well, there is a guy locally who plays blues and rock wearing a suit and rubber boots, so there's that...

 

[AMp'D.2play]

Woah! 400 bucks for a keyboard?!

RT was obviously spending way too much time on TalkKeyboard and got a massive case of GAS!

 

[Bassammich]

Geez RT $400 for a keyboard, next you'll be payin' $800 for a Squire!

 

[Smooth_bass88]

How come? By truck of course.

 

[Big Hoss]

HOW COME?

IF YOU ARE IN A JAZZ BAND YOU LOOK COOL WITH SUNGLASSES AND A FEDORA?

BUT IF YOU PLAY ROCK YOU AREN’T COOL?

IF YOU PLAY IN AN ORCHESTRA OR BIG BAND YOU CAN USE CHARTS TO PLAY THE COVER SONGS?

BUT IF YOU ARE IN A COVER BAND YOU ARE FROWNED UPON? I WOULD THINK YOU COULD PLAY IT BETTER IF YOU COULD READ MUSIC AND PLAY IT AS WRITTEN?

3 CHORD SONGS ARE ACCEPTABLE WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING BLUES AND COUNTRY?

BUT ROCK SONGS ARE THROW AWAYS?

IF YOU PLAY BEACH BOYS TYPE SURFER MUSIC IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO GIG IN SHORTS AND NO SHOES?

BUT IF YOU WEAR THAT FOR A ROCK GIG IT IS FROWN UPON EVEN IF YOU ARE OUT SIDE.

IF YOU ARE IN A COUNTRY BAND AND WRITE A TWO NOTE PER CHORD BASS LINE IT IS THE GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD?

BUT IF YOU DID THAT IN A ROCK SONG DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED?

ADD YOUR OWN THESE ARE MINE

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

 

[Big Hoss]

GOOD ONE
HOW COME IF YOU USE CAP LOCKS TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS ON ANY OTHER POSTING OTHER THAN TB IT IS ACCEPTABLE?
BUT ON TB YOU ARE CONSIDER A NEANDERTHAL?

SIDE NOTE
BTW MY KEYBOARD CRAPPED OUT TODAY AND I CAN'T SHUT OFF THE CAP LOCKS??????? I UNPLUGGED IT AND STILL? I DON'T WANT TO REBOOT MY MACHINE BECAUSE IF IT DOESN'T FIX IT I WON'T BE ABLE TO LOGIN! WHAT A KEY TO GET STUCK ON RIGHT? LEAVING THE OFFICE AT NOON FOR LUNCH I AM GOING TO PICK ONE UP ( SORRY FOR THE CAPS) AND YEAH I POUNDED ON IT STILL ON

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[aetheldrea]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

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[yodedude2]

it's more like a 'hey kids, get on my lawn' kinda thing.

 

[Ajapses]

To us GOF's it's more like, 'hey you dang kids, get OFF my lawn!' Like that GTO/Camino pickup thing.