I think you should attach a bird call to it, so when you rip one, a bunch of swallows come flying over.
African or European swallow?
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I think you should attach a bird call to it, so when you rip one, a bunch of swallows come flying over.
Ass implants. Next question.
Do you think its possible to have the anus modified so that upon flatulating, rather than making that razzberry sound, one would hear a delightful melody?
You know, I should really consider that since I'm still having problems keeping my pants up. I just bought some new pants that fit a couple weeks ago, and now they are dropping again. I look like an old, worn out, wanna-be Asian MC who still thinks it's 97.
I think Maki should get an implant that turns him into a hot Asian chick, just so we can have one that will post pics in OT.
Have you considered a belt?![]()
Would that make him a lesbian?
I'm sure they got a butt plug for that. Seems like they have a butt plug for everything these days.
I'm sure they got a butt plug for that. Seems like they have a butt plug for everything these days.

I have been toying with the idea of a light saber that comes outta my butt...
I think Maki should get an implant that turns him into a hot Asian chick, just so we can have one that will post pics in OT.
The fact that heist lives in Canada doesn't make her any less Asian![]()
The fact that heist lives in Canada doesn't make her any less Asian![]()
He could just shove a whistle up there.
The fact that heist lives in Canada doesn't make her any less Asian![]()