How many times have you been married?

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  1. xnewyorka

    xnewyorka Inactive Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jun 26, 2006
    NYC Area
    I'd have to take the 5th on that one!
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  2. Chicory Blue

    Chicory Blue Secretly Queen of the Moon Supporting Member

    I’m married to the blues.

  3. socialleper

    socialleper Bringer of doom and top shelf beer Supporting Member

    May 31, 2009
    Canyon Country, CA
    First one only lasted 2 years. I chalk it up to a Mulligan.
    On my second now, seven years in. She is a keeper. Men in my family like being married.
  4. bassdude51

    bassdude51 "You never even called me by my name." Supporting Member

    Nov 1, 2008
    Central Ohio
    Only once. 44 yrs in Nov. '18. She has not killed me yet............and vice versa.
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  5. catcauphonic

    catcauphonic High Freak of the Low Frequencies Supporting Member

    Mar 30, 2012
    Seattle WA
    I said I'd never get married. Eventually, I met a girl that also said that, along with so many other things we had in common at the time. It lasted just shy of 10 years. People change... some more than others. I still love her very much, & a few good things have come of it. I wouldn't undo it, and now I'll never say never.

    I don't see it happening again, (but I didn't see it coming the first time :cautious:)
    Probably helps that now I'm dating a lady that's technically still married :rolleyes:I'm always encouraging them not to get a divorce :p
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  6. dwm74


    Nov 8, 2009
    Phoenix, AZ
    One, and we're 31 years in. Still going pretty well.
  7. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Just the once. 13 years. Really have enjoyed dating since then, and don't know if I would do it again, but no doors are closed. Just liking the amount of personal time and freedom I have these days.
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  8. 2saddleslab

    2saddleslab Supporting Member

    May 30, 2003
    One, for 31 years. Happily married for six................
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  9. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois

    We were happily married for 10 years but divorced because we had too many differences. When we married, I was 22 and she was 19.

    She and her current husband have been very happily married for 15 years and they are two of my closest friends. They are far more compatible with each other.

    I will never marry again Even if I found a woman who was a nearly perfect match for me, I wouldn't see the point of it now that I'm past 50.
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  10. slobake

    slobake resident ... something

    Once ... 34 years and still learning about marriage and each other. Not always harps and roses but never boring.
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  11. mobdirt

    mobdirt Guest

    Jun 14, 2017
    not sure if i will again, highly improbable
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  12. Farseer


    Dec 22, 2014
    Parker, Colorado
    1 time. Met her in high school. We've been married for 26 years.
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  13. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    2 times.

    Soon 2.5 times :)

    I'm remarrying my 2nd wife. We've known each other since we were kids.

    I'm a fan of the institution as well.
  14. ptg


    Mar 16, 2008
    Once...It will be 28 years this week.
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  15. ptg


    Mar 16, 2008
    Wow! Proposed on the first date and she accepted?
  16. BioDriver

    BioDriver A Cinderella story

    Aug 29, 2008
    Austin, TX
    Zero, looking to up that next year.
  17. IamGroot


    Jan 18, 2018
    No, she didnt accept it, she screamed "Are you f***ing crazy!". It took 7 years to wear her down.
  18. IamGroot


    Jan 18, 2018
    There are certain things the blues cant do.

    Like shave the hair off your back.
  19. Richland123


    Apr 17, 2009
    Once but I have been single since 1991. I can't seem to find a keeper since then.
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  20. IamGroot


    Jan 18, 2018
    The spooky thing about being married a long time is this mental telepathy thing. We both dial each other at the same time. We both say the same things or come up with the same ideas.

    One time back in the early 90s, i felt a premonition that something bad had happened to my wife. I was flying a small plane. I detoured to the closest airport and called her on pay phone. And yes, something very terrible had just happened and she had been frantically dialing the FBO to get hold of me.
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