How many times have you been married?

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  1. ptg


    Mar 16, 2008
    Thank you!
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  2. Oddly


    Jan 17, 2014
    Dublin, Ireland.
    I gotta ask.
    Is she aware she's referred to as 'seahag'?:D
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  3. slobake

    slobake resident ... something

    Don't know about the others here but there is no earthly way I should have stayed married all these years. I was 10 months clean and sober when I started dating the beautiful women that would become my wife. I was 29 years old but had the maturity of a teenager. People told her to dump me and they were right in a lot of ways. I have always loved her deeply and that has gotten deeper over the years, maybe it is love and a power greater than ourselves that that has kept us together and still growing.
    The first time I saw her, I nudged my best friend and said "That's the one for me, right there." Had some competition but she chose me. Could be because I threatened to beat the crap out of her other suitors. :D Almost did once, she had to intervene. I'm not a fighter or a tough guy but I am fearless when it comes to her.
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  4. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Supporting Member

    if we are learning, as we live this existence: having multiple relationships/marriages isn't much different than having just one. i.e., we end up in about the same place...with about as many regrets (and successes!). it's not them (the other)'s us.
  5. slobake

    slobake resident ... something


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  6. Bassbeater

    Bassbeater Guest

    Sep 9, 2001
    That's messed up, I thought you were Columbo. :/
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  7. slobake

    slobake resident ... something

    It was Halloween, I was in disguise.
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  8. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    I'm not sure how I figure in to the equation but Married 2 times divorced one time, but going to remarry the one I divorced :) I guess it was a relationship time out. Much like Twofingers, she completely wrecks me with a smile. She swears she is the lucky one. The gal is NUTS but I love her so much that words fail me.

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  9. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    No doubt.

    You know my style well enough to know I'm a goofball. I have a cute line for everything. But when you get me talking about the three ladies in my life (my bride and our daughters) I stop keeping score on cool points and turn into a blathering fool just "blah blah blah" straight from the heart. I am all about that woman. Stick a fork in me. I'm done. :D

    The fact that I get to bask in her glow is proof that God has grace. Cuz I don't deserve it. :cool:
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  10. Basshappi


    Feb 12, 2007
    Once. Been together 35 years.
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    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    Anyone have the woman propose to them (for a straight couple)?
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  12. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    My gal walked into my 2nd Job ( Napa Auto Parts ) with a rose and a note. That was how we became "us". It was a date request for the 4th of July fireworks show at Cal Expo.

    That show with her is one of my favorite memories ever.

    She said she got tired of waiting for me ( I had ZERO clue she felt that way about me.. we were best friends through high school! I'm kind of an idiot :D )
  13. IamGroot


    Jan 18, 2018
    Felix Papalardi was only married once.
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  14. Maybe this article written by a women answers my own question.

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  15. just the one, 11 years long so far. She's really a trooper.
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  16. parker 71

    parker 71

    Dec 23, 2009
    First time it lasted 7 days..
    But my second marriage goes pretty strong, it's gonna be 20 years in october
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  17. FunkHead

    FunkHead Supporting Member

    Mar 10, 2007
    Once. 28 years ago today actually. There's been some up ups and downs but we're still together.

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    North Bay Lovin! :)
  19. There have been two women foolhardy enough to marry me. The first marriage lasted almost 14 years. The second one has passed the six year mark, although it doesn't seem nearly that long.
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  20. IamGroot


    Jan 18, 2018
    His wife murdered him when he started an extramarital affair.

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