For God's sake wash your bass, it stinks like fish...
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For God's sake wash your bass, it stinks like fish...
I clean my basses about as often as I clean my cats
I realized that I barely ever clean my basses. I dust them once every couple weeks, but that's about it.
I used to have a cleaning kit in the form of a sponge that you rubbed against the strings and the neck. It had some alcohol to dissolve patina and then a wax. It did give back some "zing" to my bass, but I also felt that it built wax on the strings. I ran out and can't say I miss it.
Are there cleaning habits that you'd recommend to keep an instrument in top shape?
I had to go for the nuclear option on one of my basses last year. There was an embarrassing amount of build up on the fret board. So much that I had to use EasyOff oven cleaner to get it all off. Probably not advisable and I did it as quick as possible.
I sprayed on the oven cleaner and let it sit only one minute. Wiped everything off with paper towels. Then did a very thorough wiping with a lightly damp wash cloth. After everything was dried, I rubbed in mineral oil.
It did the trick and the fretboard still looks and feels amazing, but I felt nauseous the whole time I was dealing with the oven cleaner.
So much that I had to use EasyOff oven cleaner to get it all off.
Bro, spare yourself the harsh chemicals and use an old credit card to scrape it off next time. They even flex to match the radius. If for some reason that won’t work, careful scraping with a razor blade will do it. Your thumbnail should do an excellent job too. Finger funk is just a mix of dirt, dust, skin oils, skin, and sweat. It’s usually kind of gummy and pasty, it doesn’t solidify that hard, scraping it off will work.I had to go for the nuclear option on one of my basses last year. There was an embarrassing amount of build up on the fret board. So much that I had to use EasyOff oven cleaner to get it all off. Probably not advisable and I did it as quick as possible.
I sprayed on the oven cleaner and let it sit only one minute. Wiped everything off with paper towels. Then did a very thorough wiping with a lightly damp wash cloth. After everything was dried, I rubbed in mineral oil.
It did the trick and the fretboard still looks and feels amazing, but I felt nauseous the whole time I was dealing with the oven cleaner.
I’m a big fan of Music Nomad products as well. I started using them when I had a matte finish instrument I wanted glossy and one of their polishes has a mild abrasive, similar to a car wax others are recommending. It did a great job and smelled nice. Now their products are all I use. They work and they smell nice. I’m sure some criticize them as over-priced and ineffective, but I like them and find them to do what they say, and well.
For folks who use flatwounds, do you keep them on when applying fretboard oil? If yes, I assume the oil doest affect the strings? I've been using a 100% cotton cloth for strings and body and that's been fine so far, but the fretboard is starting to look a little thirsty. Thanks!
On guitars, I usually take advantage of string change time to apply lemon oil if the fretboard needs it. However, my basses get far, far less frequent string changes. So, I just loosen the strings to get them out of the way if the fretboard needs oiling. We're talking maybe once every year or two. Flats or rounds doesn't matter.