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How to pick up the ladies...

#61
Well it depends on how you want to pick them up. How much weight you can comfortably carry and how you can carry it.

You can do piggy back.
Or you can carry them on your front side. Just hold your arm across their shoulder/back and your other under their knees.
Or you can pick them up lumberjack style over your shoulder (slap their ass too).
Or you can do it serial killer style, knock them out and drag them by the foot.
 
#65
1) Find one you might be interested

2) Find something you have in common or at least something she's into that you're able to talk about

3) Ease into a conversation, ease into the above topic, and find a way to weave in the fact that you've had no luck meeting someone

4) Just when you think she might be getting the hint that you're interested in her, suddenly find a reason to ignore her, especially if you can make her think you're interested in someone else.

5) Make sure she sees you go talk to someone else, especially if it's someone she thinks is not quite as attractive as she is.

If she's like most women, this will drive her absolutely CRAZY. She'll be all yours within a few minutes.
 
#66
As good as you look, I can't understand why other women are not starting conversations with you. Keep a positive attitude about yourself and someone will take notice of you.

I can't offer much in the way of what to say, but licking your eyebrows a couple of times should be a real good "ice breaker."
 
#68
Radical Edward said:
What works for you?
I need advice here.. It's been over 4 years since I've been with a lady, and that is just not right. Seeing as I am one, it's a bit difficult. Thus far, I've cut my hair. I'm hoping this will help.

Next question: Where to pick up the ladies? What do normal women do these days? Wait.. what do the weird women do these days?

I DID have this beautiful woman's phone number, who I met at GC.. but I accidentally deleted her number... :(

I'm pretty sure I had a thread about this before, but this time i'm serious. I want a plan. I'll take notes. O.O Teach me your ways!!
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These days I pick up women by introducing them to my wife. Theyre usually more interested in her, but I think somewhere in their minds they must connect that dots and realize that I must be pretty cool myself to have had such an awesome and hot woman agree to marry me.
 
#69
Actium said:
Well it depends on how you want to pick them up. How much weight you can comfortably carry and how you can carry it.

You can do piggy back.
Or you can carry them on your front side. Just hold your arm across their shoulder/back and your other under their knees.
Or you can pick them up lumberjack style over your shoulder (slap their ass too).
Or you can do it serial killer style, knock them out and drag them by the foot.
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5StringBlues said:
Like a 6pak.
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i_got_a_mohawk said:
The classic "Bowling Ball" is always a winner
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Very funny, guys. :P

dave64o said:
1) Find one you might be interested

2) Find something you have in common or at least something she's into that you're able to talk about

3) Ease into a conversation, ease into the above topic, and find a way to weave in the fact that you've had no luck meeting someone

4) Just when you think she might be getting the hint that you're interested in her, suddenly find a reason to ignore her, especially if you can make her think you're interested in someone else.

5) Make sure she sees you go talk to someone else, especially if it's someone she thinks is not quite as attractive as she is.

If she's like most women, this will drive her absolutely CRAZY. She'll be all yours within a few minutes.
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Haha. I like it!

Old Fart said:
Smile. Act happy.

Also, talk about her. Everyone's favorite word is their first name, and their favorite topic is THEM.
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This is true. Especially with women.

MatticusMania said:
These days I pick up women by introducing them to my wife. Theyre usually more interested in her, but I think somewhere in their minds they must connect that dots and realize that I must be pretty cool myself to have had such an awesome and hot woman agree to marry me.
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You just love to brag, don't you?
Speaking of your wife.. when are you guys coming to MI for a visit? I could pay half of your ticket.. maybe. ;)
 
#75
Try not looking for them. I always seem to find women when I'm not looking for anything at all. The last girl I've had some form of relationship with, I met her a few weeks after a nasty break up and was just bound and determined not to be with anyone for a while. Lately, I've been busy with work and school to the point I don't really have time for a serious relationship, and I think one may have just landed on my doorstep.

So far, not looking has been the best strategy I've ever had.

For some reason, my bi friend thinks bringing straight guys out with her helps her chances. She swears it takes a lot of pressure out of the situation.
 

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