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How to turn off the sexy

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by St. Louis Scot, Jan 4, 2015.

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  1. Jan 4, 2015 #1
    St. Louis Scot

    St. Louis Scot

    Sep 16, 2013
    Austin, Tx
    A text from Teddy, my guitarist today: "Dude, I got a lot of messages this morning about you. You were quite the object of desire last night. I'm gonna have to insist you wear your wedding ring. You're banned from being sexy."

    As much as love giving the fans what they want, my #1 fan the wifey :nailbiting: agrees with Teddy. :facepalm:

    Oh well. Que sera sera. I guess the big question is, how to turn off the sexy? Ideas?
     
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  2. Jan 4, 2015 #2
    Bent77

    Bent77

    Mar 6, 2013
    Desert, Colorado
    I get hit on more with my ring on.

    Wear a really grungy baseball hat
     
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  3. Jan 4, 2015 #3
    5StringBlues

    5StringBlues

    Feb 26, 2009
    SLOWLY BEING CANCELLED BY TALKBASS
    I'm too sexy for my band.
     
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  4. Jan 4, 2015 #4
    Bent77

    Bent77

    Mar 6, 2013
    Desert, Colorado
    Maybe your guitarist is jealous?
     
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  5. Jan 4, 2015 #5
    Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    I'm the wrong guy to ask
     
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  6. Jan 4, 2015 #6
    samson3382

    samson3382

    Apr 26, 2009
    Boise, Idaho
    I seem to be a natural at this. Just follow my lead.
     
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  7. Jan 4, 2015 #7
    Hues

    Hues

    Nov 27, 2012
    Wear this...

    chicksdigbassplayerstshirtgt10200m_zps784e30e8.jpg
     
    Ethan117, RyanJD, Duke Damn and 9 others like this.
  8. Jan 4, 2015 #8
    Spent

    Spent

    May 15, 2011
    Upstate NY
    Turn 50. Worked for me.
     
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  9. Jan 4, 2015 #9
    buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    Dedicate a song to your wife.
     
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  10. Jan 4, 2015 #10
    PortlandBass77

    PortlandBass77

    Jul 11, 2013
    Portland, OR
    Get a beer belly, and where a pink and orange suit....
     
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  11. Jan 4, 2015 #11
    wmhill

    wmhill Inactive

    Aug 20, 2012
    upstate NY
    MTD basses endorsed artist Bartolini pickups emerging artist TECAMP bass players gear endorsed
    these should take care of that....... shorts.jpg
     
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  12. Jan 4, 2015 #12
    sparkyfender2

    sparkyfender2

    Nov 25, 2013
    Stand in a brighter spotlight, one where people can actually see that you are merely a bass player.
     
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  13. Jan 4, 2015 #13
    gln1955

    gln1955 Supporting Member

    Aug 25, 2014
    Ohio, USA
    I call BS. This has never happened to a bass player.
     
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  14. Jan 4, 2015 #14
    JACink

    JACink

    Mar 9, 2011
    Spain
    i_got_crabs_tshirt-raf0f519f0c7c45748a3914f22e78d455_va6p2_324.jpg
     
    bobicidal, hintz, Fxpmusic and 2 others like this.
  15. Jan 4, 2015 #15
    Winfred

    Winfred

    Oct 21, 2011
    You can't stop it. You can only hope to contain it.
     
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  16. Jan 4, 2015 #16
    bolophonic

    bolophonic

    Dec 10, 2009
    Durham, NC
    Women love bassists, that's all there is to it.
     
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  17. Jan 4, 2015 #17
    RustyAxe

    RustyAxe

    Jul 8, 2008
    Connecticut
    I've tried and tried ... but it just doesn't happen. I'm sexy as hell. Oh, yeah.
     
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  18. Jan 4, 2015 #18
    Humbled

    Humbled Inactive

    Jul 28, 2013
    East of the Sun, West of the Moon.
    Whatever lights are on you, insist the light crew keep them nothing but Green. You'll be unattractive. I promise.
     
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  19. Jan 4, 2015 #19
    Bent77

    Bent77

    Mar 6, 2013
    Desert, Colorado
    He will be Shrek sexy
     
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  20. Jan 4, 2015 #20
    DwaynieAD

    DwaynieAD

    Nov 20, 2010
    Mechanicsburg, PA
    The art of the humble brag
     
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