How to turn off the sexy

[St. Louis Scot]

A text from Teddy, my guitarist today: "Dude, I got a lot of messages this morning about you. You were quite the object of desire last night. I'm gonna have to insist you wear your wedding ring. You're banned from being sexy."

As much as love giving the fans what they want, my #1 fan the wifey agrees with Teddy.

Oh well. Que sera sera. I guess the big question is, how to turn off the sexy? Ideas?

 

[Bent77]

I get hit on more with my ring on.

Wear a really grungy baseball hat

 

[5StringBlues]

I'm too sexy for my band.

 

[Bent77]

A text from Teddy, my guitarist today: "Dude, I got a lot of messages this morning about you. You were quite the object of desire last night. I'm gonna have to insist you wear your wedding ring. You're banned from being sexy."

As much as love giving the fans what they want, my #1 fan the wifey agrees with Teddy.

Oh well. Que sera sera. I guess the big question is, how to turn off the sexy? Ideas?

Maybe your guitarist is jealous?

 

[Son of Wobble]

I'm the wrong guy to ask

 

[samson3382]

I seem to be a natural at this. Just follow my lead.

 

[Hues]

Wear this...

 

[Spent]

A text from Teddy, my guitarist today: "Dude, I got a lot of messages this morning about you. You were quite the object of desire last night. I'm gonna have to insist you wear your wedding ring. You're banned from being sexy."

As much as love giving the fans what they want, my #1 fan the wifey agrees with Teddy.

Oh well. Que sera sera. I guess the big question is, how to turn off the sexy? Ideas?

Turn 50. Worked for me.

 

[buldog5151bass]

Dedicate a song to your wife.

 

[PortlandBass77]

Get a beer belly, and where a pink and orange suit....

 

[wmhill]

these should take care of that.......

 

[sparkyfender2]

Stand in a brighter spotlight, one where people can actually see that you are merely a bass player.

 

[gln1955]

I call BS. This has never happened to a bass player.

 

[JACink]

 

[Winfred]

You can't stop it. You can only hope to contain it.

 

[bolophonic]

Women love bassists, that's all there is to it.

 

[RustyAxe]

Oh well. Que sera sera. I guess the big question is, how to turn off the sexy? Ideas?

I've tried and tried ... but it just doesn't happen. I'm sexy as hell. Oh, yeah.

 

[Humbled]

Whatever lights are on you, insist the light crew keep them nothing but Green. You'll be unattractive. I promise.

 

[Bent77]

Whatever lights are on you, insist the light crew keep them nothing but Green. You'll be unattractive. I promise.

He will be Shrek sexy

 

[DwaynieAD]

The art of the humble brag