How to turn off the sexy

[hrodbert696]

Red?
Is that you? Haven't seen you around for a while.

BWAH HA HA HA!

Deluxe!

 

[SteveV74]

Man If you find out how let me know.

 

[Up the dose]

Get a P bass sunburst / tort and play it through a big heavy Ampeg amp.
Chick repellent. Problem solved.

 

[Rugmaster]

I only get this when my band plays nursing homes.

 

[Hotrodmick]

I get hit on all the time, even with my wife standing there. BUT , I'm an ex-guitar player, so I know how to handle it...

Our old bass player wore knee high socks with a knee brace on plus untied high tops and his hat on backwards. He was in his 50's. Poor guy, nobody would talk to him at gig's.

 

[Smallmouth_Bass]

Give your guitarist pats on the butt after his solos. That should do the trick!

 

[Camaro69]

Give your guitarist pats on the butt after his solos. That should do the trick!

Not if the guitarist is the one who thinks he's sexy!!

 

[FA108208usat2]

Wear a fanny pack
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[ninjaaron]

OP is ridiculous. Thread is an instant classic. Would read again.

 

[Max Blasto]

Play Rush songs.....

 

[AaronVonRock]

Turn off the sexy by wearing big white high tops and cargo shorts. Also, wear the bass above your navel.

 

[bassistheplaceofcourse]

You play bass. There is no way to 'turn off the sexy'.

 

[davy4575]

they stop hitting on you when you stop paying them.

 

[JimmyM]

Wear a "Free Jerry Sandusky" t-shirt.

 

[fourstringdrums]

I never get hit on. Actually barely talk to me afterwards. Want to trade?

 

[eadg98005]

It's a curse, I tell ya....

 

[carpcutter]

Being myself has done a decent job for me. And glissandos. Lots of glissandos.

 

[obimark]

I must admit- MOST women respect the wedding ring and don't hit on me. (Or maybe they just aren't interested)
Unfortunately in 'Merica once you hit 40 any girl under 30 views you as a DAD (which in my case I am) not as a potential "interest."

 

[MJ_Sotti]

I really don't wear it anyway (ring) I can't wear any bling. Really never wear it at work. I'm trying, she never really has a big problem with it. I get enough chatter, but it IS funny how WAAAY more dudes want to talk to you about your playing. I think it's the alpha sound of bass as opposed to the prettyboy "look at me" psychosis instruments to my left and right.

And chicks IMHO really love walking lines. Makes 'em sleazy.

 

[WarriorJoe7]

Ideos of your sexiness please. Maybe i can pick p a tip or 2