How to turn off the sexy

[GSMBass]

I still haven't managed to turn on the sexy, let alone turn it off...

 

[hdracer]

Red?
Is that you? Haven't seen you around for a while.

 

[bassliner50]

Stand in the light so all can see your bald spot. Done.

 

[HarrisonJ.Gool]

A text from Teddy, my guitarist today: "Dude, I got a lot of messages this morning about you. You were quite the object of desire last night. I'm gonna have to insist you wear your wedding ring. You're banned from being sexy."

As much as love giving the fans what they want, my #1 fan the wifey agrees with Teddy.

Oh well. Que sera sera. I guess the big question is, how to turn off the sexy? Ideas?

Sir ,you belong at Hogwarts.You are clearly a wizard.

 

[jmverdugo]

The wedding ring does the work for me almost every time

 

[1960jbass]

Instead of turning your sexy off, tell your guitarist he needs to turn his on!!

 

[Humbled]

Maybe the guitarist is trying to tell you he just can't hide his feelings anymore...

 

[samson3382]

Maybe the guitarist is trying to tell you he just can't hide his feelings anymore...

Exactly. Texts from who?

 

[MrFred]

 

[dickseacup]

This reminded me of a t-shirt that got me kicked out of school for a day in 10th grade. It was white and on the front it said "The Captains Half-Shell Oyster Bar". On the back, in big block letters, it said, "Eat oysters, love longer." My dad had brought it back to me from Houston or thereabouts. He thought the one-day suspension was funny.

Back on topic: I disagree about the wedding ring. That's like chum for past-their-prime women around here, for some reason.

 

[Jughead6]

It's a difficult problem because (as we all know) bassists are just drop dead sexy. Other than merging your DNA with some of Danny Devito's, I've got nothing.

 

[Humbled]

A guitarist I used to play with sometimes played in a Tee Shirt emblazoned with: If You're Gonna say No, say it Now, before I spend any money on you.

That might do the trick.

 

[BazzTard]

what an ego, tell us how good you are too !

 

[Jughead6]

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Love it!

But I have to wonder what the "Depth" and "Rate" knobs do...?

 

[MrFred]

Love it!

But I have to wonder what the "Depth" and "Rate" knobs do...?

no idea... i could never figure out how to use pedals properly. lol.

 

[Mr Gaston]

Yeah. being a P magnet is a curse.

You just try to get used to it.

 

[FunkHead]

I have had a few friends that just constantly had beautiful women throwing themselves at them. It is a real Phenomenon. I don't think you really want to turn something like that off. If you are able to be faithful to your wife than that's the best anyone can ask for.

 

[joebar]

these should take care of that.......View attachment 535175

what loverboy's Get Lucky album cover would look like if released today...

 

[Zooberwerx]

This reminded me of a t-shirt that got me kicked out of school for a day in 10th grade. It was white and on the front it said "The Captains Half-Shell Oyster Bar". On the back, in big block letters, it said, "Eat oysters, love longer." My dad had brought it back to me from Houston or thereabouts. He thought the one-day suspension was funny.

Back on topic: I disagree about the wedding ring. That's like chum for past-their-prime women around here, for some reason.

Off topic again: My brother had a T shirt which read something like "******* Wild West Saloon: Liquor Up Front, Poker in the Rear".

I meet a lot of single women in the 50-65 range...it ain't always a pretty sight. Gravity can be a cruel mistress.

Riis

 

[hsech]

When you get old, bald and fat it's no longer a problem. Believe me.