How to turn off the sexy

[MrLenny1]

If ya got it, flaunt it.
You're only young once.
Screw the guitar player.

 

[Remyd]

If ya got it, flaunt it.
You're only young once.
Screw the guitar player.

If he's the one that thinks @St. Louis Scot is sexy, this might be playing right into his hands.

 

[TripleDouble]

"...actually, it's an electric bass, not a guitar"

"oh."

 

[dickseacup]

If ya got it, flaunt it.
You're only young once.
Screw the guitar player.

Several people have suggested that's the guitarist's end-game.

 

[Spirit of Ox]

I call BS. This has never happened to a bass player.

Except for Sting and he's a singer so that might not count.

 

[Big Hoss]

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Where was that pedal when I was single?!

 

[oysteivi]

Where was that pedal when I was single?!

..and does it work with bass? I like big fat bottom..

 

[EddiePlaysBass]

He will be Shrek sexy

Shrexy?

 

[bassbully]

OP's thread reminds me of this:

 

[groooooove]

 

[Lobster11]

Play with a pick?

 

[Bulldog]

Wear a fanny pack
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That should do it.

 

[rtav]

Play prog. Works every time.

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[T_Bone_TL]

Wear baggy gray sweats. Add crocs and fanny pack if needed, and wear same sweats when replastering the house if they don't work well enough clean. If still in need of help, add safety glasses.

 

[kcole4001]

I think the yellow helmet pictured above (or a reasonable facsimile) will do the trick nicely.

NO ONE will want to talk to you during or after the gig, guaranteed.

 

[Gilmourisgod]

Get a Danelectro Longhorn Bass (not sexy) and a pair of Buddy Holly glasses (or as they are known in the Marine Corps, "The worlds most effective contraceptive device")

 

[hintz]

LMFAO To this thread!!!

 

[hintz]

Get a Danelectro Longhorn Bass (not sexy) and a pair of Buddy Holly glasses (or as they are known in the Marine Corps, "The worlds most effective
contraceptive device")

In the army those glasses are called BCG's, birth control glasses, should work wonders

 

[oysteivi]

... and a pair of Buddy Holly glasses (or as they are known in the Marine Corps, "The worlds most effective contraceptive device")

Hey, I resemble that remark!

 

[KevInDaBassment]

A text from Teddy, my guitarist today: "Dude, I got a lot of messages this morning about you. You were quite the object of desire last night. I'm gonna have to insist you wear your wedding ring. You're banned from being sexy."

As much as love giving the fans what they want, my #1 fan the wifey agrees with Teddy.

Oh well. Que sera sera. I guess the big question is, how to turn off the sexy? Ideas?

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