Humor: What song would you pick?

[Mastiff_5]

This is the one.
You’ll never be ask to do anything again, except in the most timid, kind, pleading voice…

 

[TeaTime]

At year-end corporate gigs I throw in Bright Future In Sales (Fountains of Wayne). It's fun, catchy, and danceable for those not listening to lyrics anyway, and a bit funny for those who do.

But inside I'm always thinking The Hand That Feeds.

 

[Peteyboy]

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

 

[bassfran]

“Tiki Torches At Twilight” by David Lindley.

 

[Tim Skaggs]

“Big Ten Inch Record”

 

[definenredefine]

This or Everything Sucks or Coffee Mug.

 

[BuhoNevado5]

This oughtta do the trick:

 

[Deleted member 394181]

Werewolves of London.

 

[tpaul]

Muskrat Love

 

[ahbradot]

The Beatles
Revolution 9

 

[Dabndug]

Should I Stay or Should I Go?

 

[TheReceder]

Chris Rea; Workin on it;
George Thorogood; Get a haircut (and get a real Job)

 

[Fat Nermil]

Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 ticks all those boxes.

 

[White Beard]

"Sh1t List" - L7

 

[rojo412]

Came to post Johnny Paycheck, was beaten.
Saw Zappa, realized that was WAY AWESOMER.

Kinda torn between "Dig" by Mudvayne and "Rhinestone Cowboy" from Glen Campbell.
So... "Common People" by Pulp, but the Shatner version?

 

[TheReceder]

A little obscure.

 

[MindinAction]

Free Bird.

 

[dmt]

On The Good Ship Lollipop

or, alternatively,

We Are The World

 

[Apple Jack]

Came across this situation recently and thought some of you might have Opinions...

Let's say you work for a large corporation, and your department is having a coffehouse / open mic style Mandatory Fun(TM) event. Middle management has heard that you can sing and play, and you've been voluntold to perform one song at the event.

What one song do you pick to insure that you will never, ever be asked to do such a thing ever again?

Points will be awarded based on the following criteria:
1. You'd like to keep your job
2. You'd like to receive positive accolades from your peers
3. You'd like to embarrass the middle management who volunteered you in front of their leadership (in a way that does not invite reprisals)

Starless, specifically the very long bridge in the middle of the song ahahaha

 

[dmt]

Mr. Golden Sun