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I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND ABOUT MEN!!!!!!!

#322
disenchant said:
Only one guy on here ever offended me, and if I ever see him in person I am going to kick him in the nutz.
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:eek: :eek: :eek:

Since your 'myspace' interests included martial arts, I'm curious about one thing: If you do see this guy and you do kick him in the nutz, what type of kick will you choose for the job?:ninja:

My brother's fiancee, like you, is about 100 lbs but is a 3rd Dan Black Belt Kukkiwon and I've seen her break and smash things during class that are a lot harder and less vulnerable than a guy's package, so I know that if you do decide to kick this offensive dude in the nutz he's getting a ride in an ambulance.:bawl:
 
#326
disenchant said:
I give up. I give up on men, I give up on dating, I JUST GIVE UP!!!! I'm becoming a NUN. Or...an old cat lady.

Why, why, why do the men I date all tell me THEY DON'T WANT A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW?? Obviously that's code for "I don't want a relationship with YOU." OK, I get it. I smell funny or something. I get it.

Bass Boy didn't want to get married yet. Said it would slow him down. Had asked 2 other girls to marry him earlier and they shot him down so he wasn't asking ever again. He's not dating anyone now...maybe he's gay, I don't know. He's the one that hangs out with fat married chicks.

Then there was Non-Bass Boy. He did some kind of flip-out and stopped answering his phone. Thought he wasn't interested, but then I get weird e-mails telling me how he's depressed and that he's been sitting around watching Netflix for the past 2 weeks. Ok, he need a therapist. Plus, some girl he wanted to marry shot him down.

Why is it guys don't want to marry, oh EVER, or have relationships, EVER AGAIN after being shot down? Don't they realize that some OTHER girl might be THE ONE?

This is why I give up. I'm going to marry my bass.
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Tom Leykis has all your answers. For right now, let's just say that men want something else, K?
 
#327
hbarcat said:
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Since your 'myspace' interests included martial arts, I'm curious about one thing: If you do see this guy and you do kick him in the nutz, what type of kick will you choose for the job?:ninja:

My brother's fiancee, like you, is about 100 lbs but is a 3rd Dan Black Belt Kukkiwon and I've seen her break and smash things during class that are a lot harder and less vulnerable than a guy's package, so I know that if you do decide to kick this offensive dude in the nutz he's getting a ride in an ambulance.:bawl:
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Well, the proper technique for kicking a guy in the nutz is to use your shin. If you try to use your foot he will often jump back in defense and you'll miss.

I can break boards with every type of kick along with show breaking. My "trick" was to break 2 boards with a backflip. All of our show breaking was flashy but we wore TKD shoes and our boards were baked so they broke easily. They also had a string with gunpowder in them so they'd make a loud snap and smoke. It looked and sounded cool when we performed in big arenas, but pretty useless techniques for the street!

I've only ever had to use it once. I hope they retrieved his "boyz." (kidding!)
 
#330
I just give up on the bad ones who don't treat me right.

ROCK ON!!

RockOn.jpg
 
#333
disenchant said:
I just give up on the bad ones who don't treat me right.

ROCK ON!!

RockOn.jpg
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3 cheers for that statement, that pic, and me wishing i was in Elgin,Il.

ps wanna move to Texas??? i can cook. i play bass. im not a total idiot. ill call you 2 time a day:cool:. I too come from the land of Pork-n-beans (and i made the Mega-thread). I like Chicken:ninja:.
but enough about me let talk about you.
 
#340
disenchant said:
I'm a girl. It's what we do.
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Pffffffffffffffft!!!!! You're really a guy and we all know it -- Give up the pretense already! You've just found some Korean chick's MySpace that you keep linking pictures from...

C'mon now, 'fess up -- You're really a 6'1", 280 lb. Russian guy - with a gut of significant, nay, EPIC! proportions - named...

KSERG!

...aren't you?????

;) :p
 

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