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...I feel so...inadequate....
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Originally posted by TxBass
I could have survived just fine without that little "fun fact"...eeewwww.
Exactly why I thought I'd share
Hey, if I have to go through the nightmares, so does everyone else!
Mike Money
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Originally posted by Gard
....I've been watching the wonderful new series of documentaries on Discovery tonight, "Life of Mammals", done by David Attenburogh. The episode on right now is "Back To The Water" about aquatic mammals.
The male Right whale has a 12' penis and a 1 ton testicle.
I'm joining a monastery!
...there are just some things I'd rather not know, y'know!
What are your plans, that you need equipment of this magnitude? I mean, a twelve-foot unit is going to cause some problems with getting trousers that fit, and the first time you walk into a bar (or a church) all the women will run out screaming!
Or we'd be like, "hey dude, get that alfoiled cucumber outta your trousers, it's just not cool any more."
Trousers?!?!? If I got equipment of that "magnitude", what makes you think I'm gonna hide it with pants?????
You got that, you need to be proud, show it off, right!
Who the hell measures the volume of whale ejaculate?
Is it scientists studying whales? Ichthyologists sporting massive graduated cylinders? Are there specialists whose job it is to determine ejaculate volume for any given species?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Is it scientists studying whales? Ichthyologists sporting massive graduated cylinders? Are there specialists whose job it is to determine ejaculate volume for any given species?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Makes one think of the poor sap who's job is...ahem...acquiring...the....ahem...material for artificially inseminating elephants....
Originally posted by Blackbird
Hey, Gard:
How long have you had this whale fetish?
(Lies back on comfy leather couch)
Well, Dr. Blackbird, when I was a little boy, my parents always made me watch every National Geographic special on TV....
Originally posted by Gard
(Lies back on comfy leather couch)
Well, Dr. Blackbird, when I was a little boy, my parents always made me watch every National Geographic special on TV....
Aha! another victim of Jacques Cousteau!
Still, consider yourself lucky. Some people develop a fetish for shrimp, then transfer the fascination over to people. Thant's how you get those Hannibal Lecter types.
Originally posted by Blackbird
Aha! another victim of Jacques Cousteau!
Still, consider yourself lucky. Some people develop a fetish for shrimp, then transfer the fascination over to people. Thant's how you get those Hannibal Lecter types.
Yeah...everytime I hear the old theme music...
...we won't mention it.
Ever.
Benjamin Strange
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I think the best advantage for having a prehensile penis is you can finally bump up your much ballyhooed 8 finger tapping technique up to 9.
I think considering the foregoing 400 gallons remark and keeping in mind the possibility of capricious accident, you're better off without.
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