...I feel so...inadequate....

[malthumb]

Originally posted by basstriaxis
If it makes anybody feel better, humans actually have the largest penis size per weight ratio than any other animal on the planet.

Yup. That evolved one year before opposable thumbs.

ps - don't ask about my screen name

 

[Nick Gann]

Originally posted by malthumb


Yup. That evolved one year before opposable thumbs.

ps - don't ask about my screen name

So what's up with your screen name?

 

[Gard]

Originally posted by lump


Hey man, I get 100% tuition assistance over here. Unfortunately, the only courses they offer are in Business Management and Cetacean Fertility. Beats bagging groceries at the commissary.

Well, it's good to know my tax dollars are being used wisely.........and even better to see you choosing something useful to study!

 

[Benjamin Strange]

Originally posted by malthumb


Yup. That evolved one year before opposable thumbs.

ps - don't ask about my screen name

Uhh... I would think opposable thumbs would be important for our,.... er, development.

 

[MAJOR METAL]

Originally posted by The Mock Turtle Regulator

does it increase the size of your hand?

or if not, nads, at least...

Well i am playing a FBB 5 string now so it just might make your hands larger.

 

[Gard]

...I believe this is my personal favorite "Gard in OT" thread, EV-AR!



...man, you guys came up with some classic stuff...

 

[HollowBassman]

Wow, some of you old farts used to be funny.

 

[MatticusMania]

Whale penis, eh?


Care for a mint?

 

[Gard]

Wow, some of you old farts used to be funny.

...hey you kids, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!




I just realized that this thread was originally posted when I was still married....

...to my FIRST wife!

And now, I'm working on divvy #2....wow...

 

[bassist 4 life]

epic thread

 

[MatticusMania]

Relevance?

 

[dangnewt]

....
The male Right whale has a 12' penis and a 1 ton testicle.

I remember being taught that this whale got its name because they where big and slow and floated after being killed making them easy to tow back to port - the "right" whale to catch.

Thank you, Gard, for bringing the truth to light.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Wow. A thread about a whale's dong...

 

[username n/a]

 

[hbarcat]

I wouldn't touch this thread with a 10' pole. . . or even a 12' pole.



By the way Gard, what on Earth were you searching for when you stumbled across this particular zombie thread?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

 

[Joe Gress]

How was this never voted into the hall of fame?

I nearly died after reading this:

All of this reminds me of this fun fact....

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into the female. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean each time...

And you wonder why the ocean is so salty...

 

[Benjamin Strange]

Ah... I remember this. Good times, good times.

TB used to be fun and funny. Now... not so much.

 

[Munjibunga]

It's important only if you're getting horny over a female right whale. Is this a new phase for you?

 

[heroincredible]

I feel inadequate right now too. Except for different reasons. Just got home from the strippers, and out of the 15 people that were there in our group I was one of two males. The other 13 were females...who swing the other way. Nothing like a bunch of mumble mumbles not talking to you based on your sex to make you feel inadequate, even when one of them is your friend (whose birthday it was and the only reason I went) who ends up ignoring you all night. Fun times.

The night ended with "Hey where are you all going?" "Back to my place. Sorry, no males allowed. Good night." and then they all leave. The worst part is that the other guy and I were trying to be friendly and talk to them, but we pretty much got the cold shoulder all night.