I'm sorry. You lost me at the strip club with a bunch of lesbians. When you combine that with your avatar, there's a snowballs chance in hell that I'm going to hear a word you said.
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...I feel so...inadequate....
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I'm sorry. You lost me at the strip club with a bunch of lesbians. When you combine that with your avatar, there's a snowballs chance in hell that I'm going to hear a word you said.
john turner
You don't want to do that. Trust me.
tb also used to be 1/10th the size, or smaller.
if your idea of missed good times is discussing whale genitals, then... well, i don't have anything to say to that. except 
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tb also used to be 1/10th the size, or smaller.
Maybe we should be discussing your genitals instead, hmm?
There was another zombie thread (Pirate Kitties), and in reading through it, I found where I'd linked to this one...out of curiosity, I clicked the link and discovered this one...
...and yes, I am a bit prejudiced, but can we PLEASE nominate this one for the HOF?
How did I miss THIS gem from back in the day. I know it's old, and not relevant anymore, but I gotta sig this!!!!!
Ohhh you Soooo so so so so so so blew it.
You silly inadequate young 'uns.
Alls you had to do was to ditch the male friend, wait about an hour, hour and a half and then showed up at her door ALONE with some wine, or some other sort of fruity chick drinks and chocolate. You would have had the ride of your life.
FAIL!
Yea, 13 lesbians definitely would've been quite the ride. Other than the, you know, overt hostility from 12 of them towards males in general, I don't see how I could've been such a tard and let that chance slip by.
edit: I probably had better chances of scoring with one of the strippers.
I don't mean to be sexist, but I think lesbians are mean.
Based on my experiences, 1 in 13 lesbians are male-friendly. That is not a good number
No way, they would have been all liquored up, lubed and ready to rumble with the one helpless male that they could dominate for revenge. Dude, you could have been my hero..
Based on my experiences, 1 in 13 lesbians are male-friendly. That is not a good number
According to Bankey, male friendly lesbians, along with santa claus and the easter bunny, are only a figment of our imaginations...
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