Originally posted by Gard
Indeed...how does one clean whale ejaculate off a fingerboard?
OMG...TMGDI TMGDI!!!!
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...I feel so...inadequate....
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OMG...TMGDI TMGDI!!!!
Originally posted by Gard
Indeed...how does one clean whale ejaculate off a fingerboard?
I think a bass like that is ready for the furnace, Gard (Hold your nose).
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I hear lemon oil is a good subsitute if you don't happen to have 380 gallons of whale ejaculate around.
Originally posted by Gard
...what happened to the other 20 gallons????
Actually we have more than that to account for. Nick indicated 400 gallons of SPERM, not semen (although perhaps he misquoted - Nick, please check your facts). To get 400 gallons of sperm, you would need a considerably larger amount of semen. Perhaps someone more conversant on whale fertility than I can amplify.
And I would definitely apply masking tape over the pickups before applying any more than say, 30-40 gallons to the fingerboard. If you think that stuff is hard to get off the fingerboard, try getting it out of the electronics cavity. It's worse than a wool blanket.
And please, let's leave discussion of pH and fructose levels to the pros.
Originally posted by Michael Jewels
12 feet? No, I can't claim that, but, in the summertime I can't wear shorts!
That's only because you don't want people to know you shave your legs, though, right Mike?
Originally posted by moley
That's only because you don't want people to know you shave your legs, though, right Mike?
YOU TOLD EVERYONE!!!
Mike
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If it makes anybody feel better, humans actually have the largest penis size per weight ratio than any other animal on the planet.
Originally posted by Gard
I'm joining a monastery!
Gard I live in a Monastery and i can tell you it does not increase the size of you penis.
I'm joining a monastery!
Gard I live in a Monastery and i can tell you it does not increase the size of you penis.
Originally posted by Michael Jewels
YOU TOLD EVERYONE!!!
Mike
S'ok Mikey, we still think you're butch.
Apparantly, the Air Force is not giving you enough to do, you have far too much free time on your hands for researching whale semen.
Originally posted by Gard
Apparantly, the Air Force is not giving you enough to do, you have far too much free time on your hands for researching whale semen.
Wouldn't it be more appropriate to discuss whales and seamen in the pirate thread?
Arrr, mi buckos!
Mike
It's safe to say that even if it would increase the size of my...er...member...er...I wouldn't be moving to a Monastery. It would be kinda pointless, wouldn't it?
Originally posted by Gard
Apparantly, the Air Force is not giving you enough to do, you have far too much free time on your hands for researching whale semen.
Hey man, I get 100% tuition assistance over here. Unfortunately, the only courses they offer are in Business Management and Cetacean Fertility. Beats bagging groceries at the commissary.
Originally posted by Gard
It's safe to say that even if it would increase the size of my...er...member...er...I wouldn't be moving to a Monastery. It would be kinda pointless, wouldn't it?
sounds similar to how you gain a couple of inches in height in space in zero gravity, but that goes on return to earth.
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