I can tell you, from direct experience, even "reformed" lesbians (
)can be pretty difficult to deal with as a male...
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...I feel so...inadequate....
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I can tell you, from direct experience, even "reformed" lesbians (
)can be pretty difficult to deal with as a male...
Just tossing out some Kevin Smith... in reality, I know a few cool les chicks that don't hate men (enough)
But, even lesbians can get "curious" sometimes...hey we're all only human right? Your goal is to be around when it happens.
well but that there thang has no other body parts to employ plus it's not "attached" to the arch-enemy.
have we never heard the term "sleeping with the enemy" around here? sheesh
...I already see the Craigslist ad:
"Straight-curious butch lesbian seeks meek milquetoast, white-bread momma's boy to explore mainstream side."
...on second thought, maybe it shouldn't be your goal to be around when that happens...
Because of that quote, there's now a gob of chocolate chip cookie stuck to my monitor...thanks..
But what happens when the lesbian busts out her brightly colored, well endowed plastic thing, straps it on, and says "now am gonna show you how it feels to be woman"
It depends on how hot she is.
Well if we're talking butch lesbian chick the odds are probably pretty slim.
If thats your poison youre better off finding a hot kinky chick (theyre out there).
...man, talk about your hijacks, this went from 12' whale junk to "Lesbian Seagull"...
Does the song "Lesbian Seagull" exist outside of Beavis and Butthead or not?
I think that statement about male friendly lesbians needs to be edited to read male friendly lipstick lesbians.
All my experience with Lesbians have been with butch lesbians. Sigh. I'm not a proud man. :scowl:
I do however have partners that I've worked with in the past that are Lesbians and we have a lot of fun. They don't hate men. They just don't like them like them.
All my experience with Lesbians have been with butch lesbians. Sigh. I'm not a proud man. :scowl:
I do however have partners that I've worked with in the past that are Lesbians and we have a lot of fun. They don't hate men. They just don't like them like them.
You're so old and yet you've never had experience with a lipstick lesbian? You need to live man!
Btw, I'd watch out for some of these comments that could be regraded as insensitive, I think the mods could be watching this thread closely due to the course it has followed...
Well it's kind of hard to tell. I mean, based on my experience with chicks that might qualify, I would kind of tag them as bisexual before I'd call them lesbians. I think they were kind of like me. They like having another chick around. Extra jigglies to play with when we were playing with her jigglies.
Ain't that the truth...I can tell you, from direct experience, even "reformed" lesbians (
I speak from bitter and tragic experience.
Ain't that the truth...
I speak from bitter and tragic experience.
...why do you think I said that?
I believe this has gotten away from what the OP was dealing with...
Please resume talking about 12 foot whale penis and one tone testicles
Please resume talking about 12 foot whale penis and one tone testicles
I believe this has gotten away from what the OP was dealing with...
Please resume talking about 12 foot whale penis and one tone testicles
one tone testicles? Well, mine've been various shades of blue as of late...
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