Well yea, chocolate is super duper good stuff. It's the standard you must compare everything else to. It comes from a far away location. It's got soul. It's fancy and exotic and rich. You gotta like it and appreciate it. You have to. Because I said so. Since I'm on the internet, I'm an expert.
But that plain, straightforward vanilla? The simple, common, boring crap in the generic freezer section of the grocery store? Not only do I not like it, but it sucks, and if you like that Ada- uh, vanilla crap, then you're a bas- uh, I mean, food-clueless idiot that's beneath me.