I Need a Cool Doormat

[Unrepresented]

I'm an adult. I have a door. It's unadorned. I don't have a pinterest account.

Show me some mind blowing retail options TBOT.

 

[Ziltoid]

No.

 

[eddododo]

No.

/thread

 

[lowfreq33]

We found one for my father in law that says "go away". Don't remember where we bought it though.


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[Tat2dHeart]

"Please stay on the mat. Your visit is important to us. Your knock will be answered in the order in which it was received."

 

[Unrepresented]

No.

You were the one that always struck me as having a kickass grip of doormats ready to recommend, too.

 

[Tat2dHeart]

"This is not a joke. If you ever want to see these people again, bring me a 5 lb. rib roast in plain brown bag. ~The Dog."

 

[Tat2dHeart]

"Welcome. When you're here, you're family. Are you sure you still want to come in?"

 

[Tat2dHeart]

"Wow!!! Nice underwear!"

 

[Rush-2112]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00F88HGV0?pc_redir=1398198653&robot_redir=1

 

[paste]

Any LOTR fans?

 

[Unrepresented]

Seen a couple of those. That's the kinda thing I'm thinking of, but so brilliant it makes me pee myself every time I get home.

 

[Bloodhammer]

I thought this thread was going to be a personals classified add.

 

[paste]

A classy mat to compliment a classy guy like Unrepresented:

 

[Unrepresented]

I thought this thread was going to be a personals classified add.

They usually refer to themselves as "bottoms" rather than "doormats" on the personals I browse.:|

A classy mat to compliment a classy guy like Unrepresented:

Getting warmer.

 

[Milk]

Well i'm cool enough and I am very much a doormat.


Wait no those are mutually exclusive.

 

[Milk]

Oh I just got here a second too late.

 

[Ziltoid]

You were the one that always struck me as having a kickass grip of doormats ready to recommend, too.

I don't even own a door :/

 

[basscooker]

http://www.cocomatsnmore.com/FUNNY-DOORMATS

 

[Bloodhammer]

I don't even own a door :/

Were you born in a barn, boy?