I Need a Cool Doormat

[Gaolee]

Doormat? Ooooohhhh... That kind of doormat. I was going to check to see if the Mariners were for sale.

 

[will33]

Was going to post the "Come back with a Warrant" one but a very wise, loyal, mohawk wearing, and somewhat skeletal citizen beat me to it....so here....

 

[Ziltoid]

Thats fine, just dont go saying something outrageous like you're bigger than John Lennon or something.

You're bigger than Ringo.

 

[Eric Perry]

You're bigger than Ringo.

Ringo is doosh soup.

 

[Ziltoid]

Ringo is doosh soup.

I was just calling him fat.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I was just calling him fat.

Stupid sexy Ziltoid.

 

[sharkbait130]

Any doormat is fine with me , just put some bubble wrap under it. A hidden camera to catch the reactions wouldn't hurt either.