I Need a Cool Doormat

[Crusher47]

^^^^
Hahahaha, those are great!

 

[FilterFunk]

"Please stay on the mat. Your visit is important to us. Your knock will be answered in the order in which it was received."

That's classic!

 

[Fiset]

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[Damn Good Doormats]

Awesome thread! Psyched to see so many of my Damn Good Doormats already represented here. I have 300 now! Here is my most recent favorite-
If you want to make any of these amazing ideas into realities- contact me- I love fulfilling dreams!
Spoon
Damn Good Doormats

 

[paste]

^ Hey DGD, could you possibly make a doormat with Nancy Grace's face on it? I would love nothing more then walking home with a shoe caked of mud and dog crap and smearing all over her face.. thanks.

 

[Unrepresented]

Awesome thread! Psyched to see so many of my Damn Good Doormats already represented here. I have 300 now! Here is my most recent favorite-
If you want to make any of these amazing ideas into realities- contact me- I love fulfilling dreams!
Spoon
Damn Good Doormats

I didn't realize the power that the internet wielded until now. I have summoned doormat designers to a bass website by mere invocation of their medium.

This is what it must be like to be Skeletor.

 

[Ziltoid]

I didn't realize the power that the internet wielded until now. I have summoned doormat designers to a bass website by mere invocation of their medium.

This is what it must be like to be Skeletor.

Or you know... Jesus.

 

[Unrepresented]

Or you know... Jesus.

Pffft.

You worship your gods, I'll worship mine.

 

[Damn Good Doormats]

^ Hey DGD, could you possibly make a doormat with Nancy Grace's face on it? I would love nothing more then walking home with a shoe caked of mud and dog crap and smearing all over her face.. thanks.

Hi Paste- I love it! Haha!

 

[Damn Good Doormats]

I didn't realize the power that the internet wielded until now. I have summoned doormat designers to a bass website by mere invocation of their medium.

This is what it must be like to be Skeletor.

All Powerful Internet!

 

[Darth Handsome]

Pffft.

You worship your gods, I'll worship mine.

Crom laughs at your Skeletor. Laughs from his mountain.

 

[Damn Good Doormats]

PS- I played bass from 1990-97 in Womyn Of Destruction- WOD!

 

[Damn Good Doormats]

Crom laughs at your Skeletor. Laughs from his mountain.

Darth Handsome? I just made a Darth Vader doormat!

 

[Darth Handsome]

Darth Handsome? I just made a Darth Vader doormat!

Mine would be much much handsomer.

 

[Damn Good Doormats]

Well, that goes without saying

 

[Unrepresented]

All Powerful Internet!

It's sorcery of the modern age, without obligatory pointy hats.

Crom laughs at your Skeletor. Laughs from his mountain.

Skeletor resides in Snake Mountain. It's like a normal mountain but even snakier! Fear dat!

PS- I played bass from 1990-97 in Womyn Of Destruction- WOD!

The siren song of bass will never leave you alone, even if it arrives in the form of tracing a bunch of hot linking from your image hosting database.

 

[Jared Lash]

Hard to beat Heisenberg or Lionel Ritchie

 

[Ironbar]

 

[Ziltoid]

Pffft.

You worship your gods, I'll worship mine.

Worship me. For I am the only true God.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Worship me. For I am the only true God.

Thats fine, just dont go saying something outrageous like you're bigger than John Lennon or something.