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I think Fender is seriously crazy!

You mean nobody would buy the Rich Appleman Jazz Bass? ;)

If they did produce that model (the same) people would say "aww jeez, another Jazz bass with a fancy paint job and a couple of upgraded parts? Fender must think we are idiots", before going to GC, buying one, then starting a thread about how terrible Fender QC is because they got hosed by a tech who charged them $20 to make a half-turn adjustment to the truss rod.

Or am I getting cynical?
 
It should, or at least in a perfect world be a honor to have a bass named after you. As a player. Not for being lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time.

Blow me as much poop as you want, but you know I'm right.
 
The truth, for those that can take it.....Mexican factories are usually not air conditioned so the wood used there has had more of a chance to dry and receive its tonal signature. American factories are the opposite so your MIA bass is still drying out and won't usually sound its best for a couple of years. The pollution in China seeps into the body and neck before finishing which muddies the tone somewhat and the Japanese re-issues have been radiated from the Fukushima disaster so sound extra hot and twangy. -10db buffers are a must with these basses now. Hope this clears up some misconceptions around here.
 
"The truth, for those that can take it.....Mexican factories are usually not air conditioned so the wood used there has had more of a chance to dry and receive its tonal signature. American factories are the opposite so your MIA bass is still drying out and won't usually sound its best for a couple of years. The pollution in China seeps into the body and neck before finishing which muddies the tone somewhat and the Japanese re-issues have been radiated from the Fukushima disaster so sound extra hot and twangy. -10db buffers are a must with these basses now. Hope this clears up some misconceptions around here."

How can your ear be so good that you can even pick this up?
 
It should, or at least in a perfect world be a honor to have a bass named after you. As a player. Not for being lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time.

Blow me as much poop as you want, but you know I'm right.

Except that signature basses are a marketing tool, not a 'best bass player' award. I guess that's a function of this not being a perfect world.
 
The truth, for those that can take it.....Mexican factories are usually not air conditioned so the wood used there has had more of a chance to dry and receive its tonal signature. American factories are the opposite so your MIA bass is still drying out and won't usually sound its best for a couple of years. The pollution in China seeps into the body and neck before finishing which muddies the tone somewhat and the Japanese re-issues have been radiated from the Fukushima disaster so sound extra hot and twangy. -10db buffers are a must with these basses now. Hope this clears up some misconceptions around here.

If that's the truth... I can't take it. Where's that 'not sure if serious' pic when you need it? :)
 
How can your ear be so good that you can even pick this up?

Dude. :ninja:

It should, or at least in a perfect world be a honor to have a bass named after you. As a player. Not for being lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time.

Blow me as much poop as you want, but you know I'm right.


Right, so we go make signature models for Berklee lecturers and obscure session musicians.

"Mom! MOM!!! I need a Fender Dave Buda bass for Christmas! He's my hero!"
 
The truth, for those that can take it.....Mexican factories are usually not air conditioned so the wood used there has had more of a chance to dry and receive its tonal signature. American factories are the opposite so your MIA bass is still drying out and won't usually sound its best for a couple of years. The pollution in China seeps into the body and neck before finishing which muddies the tone somewhat and the Japanese re-issues have been radiated from the Fukushima disaster so sound extra hot and twangy. -10db buffers are a must with these basses now. Hope this clears up some misconceptions around here.

This is the most insane thing I've ever heard. Serious comment or not.
 
The truth, for those that can take it.....Mexican factories are usually not air conditioned so the wood used there has had more of a chance to dry and receive its tonal signature. American factories are the opposite so your MIA bass is still drying out and won't usually sound its best for a couple of years. The pollution in China seeps into the body and neck before finishing which muddies the tone somewhat and the Japanese re-issues have been radiated from the Fukushima disaster so sound extra hot and twangy. -10db buffers are a must with these basses now. Hope this clears up some misconceptions around here.

There is no way this is serious
 
The truth, for those that can take it.....Mexican factories are usually not air conditioned so the wood used there has had more of a chance to dry and receive its tonal signature. American factories are the opposite so your MIA bass is still drying out and won't usually sound its best for a couple of years. The pollution in China seeps into the body and neck before finishing which muddies the tone somewhat and the Japanese re-issues have been radiated from the Fukushima disaster so sound extra hot and twangy. -10db buffers are a must with these basses now. Hope this clears up some misconceptions around here.

It isn't about being right, it is about sounding right.

This man is %100 correct!