I think there is something wrong with my bass

[StereoPlayer]

He spits into the pickup cavities so it has his D.N.A. in them.

Tooooo funny! How can theses threads be deleted?
We all need to laugh!

Priceless.

 

[Milo Spleen]

Can't I just by a Marcus Talent pedal instead of all that?

I thought that I was buying one of those last week and it turned out to be a Dick Smothers Talent pedal.

 

[Plutonium244]

I want to thank everybody for the advice. This is not a troll thread. I want to play jazz like Marcus Miller, not rock and troll music.

I admit I am kind of new to this, and I did not check the battery or plug in the pick guard.

Is there more stuff I have to buy to plug in the pick guard? Also, do you think my bass takes C or D batteries? Probably C because D batteries are too fat. Can I use a power supply from my Talent pedal instead of a battery? Music is very complicated. No one told me that before I started. I should of taken up photography instead.

If I buy a Rebel Eos will I take pictures like Andre Agassi, or am I going to go down another money rathole like this Marcus Miller debacle?

 

[Milo Spleen]

If I buy a Rebel Eos will I take pictures like Andre Agassi, or am I going to go down another money rathole like this Marcus Miller debacle?

Even Ansel Adams had to start somewhere, and started with a tort 8x10 view camera.

 

[Plutonium244]

Now, Andre Agassi seems like a guy who needs to wear a pork pie hat. I am just saying.

 

[BunchyMutt]

He spits into the pickup cavities so it has his D.N.A. in them.

That stands for Designed Natural Ability right?

 

[BunchyMutt]

Now, Andre Agassi seems like a guy who needs to wear a pork pie hat. I am just saying.

And I'm re-agassing all over again

 

[Deathblade Eric]

I want to play jazz...

C or D batteries? Probably C...

Most jazz is in B-flat, so a C battery will be a semitone sharp. You need to fit a battery that's already been used a bit & has lost a semitone's worth of charge.

 

[Eric66]

It cannot be you. It must be the bass. Return it or sell it.

 

[Rip Van Dan]

Interesting. You sound like you have a firm handle on these kind of things. Here's something that I've often wondered that maybe you can anwser: If Marcus Miller had a hand transplant of, say Paul McCartney's hands and strictly followed the John Entwhistle diet plan, what would it sound like when he played bass clarinet?

He couldn't do it because the hands wouldn't cooperate and John Entwhistle's diet plan would give him a bad case of flatulence. Now Geddy Lee might pull it off!

 

[abarson]

What's the best porkpie hat for metal?

Hate to break it to you, but pork pie hats aren't kosher...