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In a zombie attack...
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Im guessing since he is Army that he needs the scope to hit something up close with that chainsaw blade
heheheheAaron
A .22 isn't going to do anything to a zombie.
You need something big enough to do enough damage to register in their zombie head that they are not getting up again. A .22 isn't going to do that. We're talking about things that are all ready dead and therefore harder to re-kill.
I wish there was a small, portable, long-life high-efficiency flame thrower but that's only in fantasy land...
BTW, my zombie flak-vest with my guns and ammo has a C4 self-destruct mechanism to take me and a pile of zombies out. There are alot of things I see myself becoming in this life... Undead is not one of them.
You need something big enough to do enough damage to register in their zombie head that they are not getting up again. A .22 isn't going to do that. We're talking about things that are all ready dead and therefore harder to re-kill.
I wish there was a small, portable, long-life high-efficiency flame thrower but that's only in fantasy land...
BTW, my zombie flak-vest with my guns and ammo has a C4 self-destruct mechanism to take me and a pile of zombies out. There are alot of things I see myself becoming in this life... Undead is not one of them.
Okay damnit we need the Mythbusters now ...
Theory ... full auto / versus semi auto in a slow moving zombie apocolypse. Which mode of fire is better.
Known constents;
1) Shooting them in the brain or blowing them apart the only way to stop them.
Factors to test;
1) Static, stable platform shooter (ie no moving).
2) Unstable platform shooter (ie shooting on the move).
Both factors to be tested using semi-auto and full auto weapons.
A "kill" requires a shot to head, removing the head, or totally dismembering the body.
Variables;
1) Ammo supply. Limited to realistic amount that a person could carry.
2) Ammo type. Should be limited to realistic types that a person could scavange from locally available stores. Sorry even in a total meltdown you are not getting into the supply magazines of the local military base. You might be able to scav from overrun troops, but that would be limited in quantities.
Aaron
Theory ... full auto / versus semi auto in a slow moving zombie apocolypse. Which mode of fire is better.
Known constents;
1) Shooting them in the brain or blowing them apart the only way to stop them.
Factors to test;
1) Static, stable platform shooter (ie no moving).
2) Unstable platform shooter (ie shooting on the move).
Both factors to be tested using semi-auto and full auto weapons.
A "kill" requires a shot to head, removing the head, or totally dismembering the body.
Variables;
1) Ammo supply. Limited to realistic amount that a person could carry.
2) Ammo type. Should be limited to realistic types that a person could scavange from locally available stores. Sorry even in a total meltdown you are not getting into the supply magazines of the local military base. You might be able to scav from overrun troops, but that would be limited in quantities.
Aaron
Okay damnit we need the Mythbusters now ...
Theory ... full auto / versus semi auto in a slow moving zombie apocolypse. Which mode of fire is better.
Known constents;
1) Shooting them in the brain or blowing them apart the only way to stop them.
Factors to test;
1) Static, stable platform shooter (ie no moving).
2) Unstable platform shooter (ie shooting on the move).
Both factors to be tested using semi-auto and full auto weapons.
A "kill" requires a shot to head, removing the head, or totally dismembering the body.
Variables;
1) Ammo supply. Limited to realistic amount that a person could carry.
2) Ammo type. Should be limited to realistic types that a person could scavange from locally available stores. Sorry even in a total meltdown you are not getting into the supply magazines of the local military base. You might be able to scav from overrun troops, but that would be limited in quantities.
Aaron
Let us not forget that a good bash to the head will do it as well.
I've seen zombies stabbed in the head that kept coming. You need to split a lot of tissue to take them out. A good bash, beheading, big shot to the head, blowing them up and setting them afire are the only ways to take them out.
I love Mythbusters. It's one of my favorite shows, but I think Jaime Hyneman is already a zombie.
Just one weapon - an entangler net. Not for the zombies, but your lead guitarist.
Remember, you don't have to outrun the zombies, just the guitard.
Remember, you don't have to outrun the zombies, just the guitard.
I read the story of the chainsaw beyonet,he says he was inspired from GOW.
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When you have "mindless zombies" running towards you,last thing you need is "mindless zombies on fire" running towards you,trust me.
You know what makes me angry? No one stops to think about the zombie's feelings....
Maybe they just want someone to talk to??? You all should be ashamed of yourselves...talking all about killing, maiming....good grief..
Zombies ARE (were?) people too, dammit! With feelings!
This is so sad..
They are just misunderstood and need someone to take that first step, and put down the guns, knives, flamethrowers...tables...and just TALK to them. And more than talk, you need to take a moment and listen to them, maybe that's all they want?? Has anyone stopped to think about that??
So, yeah, I vote Machine Gewehr goes and talks to them.
(that should buy us just enough time to run our asses off, guys. GO!!!)
Maybe they just want someone to talk to??? You all should be ashamed of yourselves...talking all about killing, maiming....good grief..
Zombies ARE (were?) people too, dammit! With feelings!
This is so sad..
They are just misunderstood and need someone to take that first step, and put down the guns, knives, flamethrowers...tables...and just TALK to them. And more than talk, you need to take a moment and listen to them, maybe that's all they want?? Has anyone stopped to think about that??
So, yeah, I vote Machine Gewehr goes and talks to them.
(that should buy us just enough time to run our asses off, guys. GO!!!)
Now that I congratulated your post,I can start bashing it.
The idea is yours,you go do the talking.
I am Machine Gewehr,I am the machine gun operator in case of a zombie attack.I was born ready man,born ready.
Yeah,bring it on you mindless pieces of ****s!
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The idea is yours,you go do the talking.
I am Machine Gewehr,I am the machine gun operator in case of a zombie attack.I was born ready man,born ready.
Yeah,bring it on you mindless pieces of ****s!
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I read the story of the chainsaw beyonet,he says he was inspired from GOW.
to the OP:
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Wooord!
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Also, Chuck Norris and Techno Viking
