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IS IT ME?
- Thread starter noeinstein
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Oh I've seen Jesus before but not on a bass or when I was playing one. I was far too preoccupied with my partner and being in the moment to think about music other than maybe Bolero if that was playing in the background. 
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No.
But, of course, the real question is whether Jesus sees YOU.
But, of course, the real question is whether Jesus sees YOU.
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesús is watching you.”
He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, “Jesús is watching you.”
In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, “Was it you who said Jesús is watching me” The parrot replied, “Yes.”
Relieved, the burglar asked, “What is your name?” The parrot said, “Clarence.” The burglar said, “That’s a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?”
The parrot answered, “The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús.”
First thing I thought of, too!
Beat me to it... and get out of my head.
No. I suggest using a strong bath, tub and tile cleaner to remove the mold and crap from the front of that bass, though. It looks like a close up of what a dental hygienist is paid to deal with. Yuck!
Oh I've seen Jesus before but not on a bass or when I was playing one. I was far too preoccupied with my partner and being in the moment to think about music other than maybe Bolero if that was playing in the background.
This Bolero?
That's ten minutes long!
Is there a shorter version I could try?
