Joke

[BassFishingInAmerica]

Sliding into 2nd is so much easier on fretless!

Sliding into 2nd doesn't work as well as the 5th or octave.

 

[BawanaRik]

I was about to enter a store when some fool parks his convertible VW in front of the place. With the top down and the back seat loaded with basses. The only one I remember was an EBMM. It was the cheap one. The rest were real expensive.

I lectured him when he came out but he is convinced that no one would be so mean as to steal his basses.

 

[Flaked Beans]

Somehow, this fit the thread well.

Yeah but i definitely need new glasses

 

[Matt Dean]

Friends of mine posted all of these to my FB page... :-/

 

[FerruleCat]

I still can't play my my first two basses very well, but I've been improving on my third bass since I got a coach.

 

[tekhedd]

What is the best metal bat for... no wait, what bassball is the ... OK no there's not a joke there. Never mind.

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

I'm sure most of you know it's harder to steal the third bass than it is to steal the second bass.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Thor]

My wife keeps asking how many basses I have, now I know the answer - "Basses Loaded... Home Run! "

Hey, wait a minute! Isn't this supposed to be in the "Lost and Stolen Gear" forum?

 

[Feral Feline]

Stealing basses is just a lousey [sic] pickup game, especially without a good catcher.

Sorry, was that too left of field?

 

[Dogbertday]

Bass players never get to 2nd base.

 

[StudioStuntz]

Stealing basses is just a lousey [sic] pickup game, especially without a good catcher...

Bass players never get to 2nd base.

Some are considered lucky if they even get to walk home.

 

[Feral Feline]

I may be off bass here, but I wouldn't bat an eye at any more bass-less remarks about stealing home basses.

 

[StudioStuntz]

It's easier to slide, if you steal a fretless base...

One should always be careful sliding though, 'cause the last time I tried that, I ended up in a base on ba*#s predicament.