Gene Simmons. (The Rush Limbaugh of bass.)
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Gene Simmons. (The Rush Limbaugh of bass.)
Jaco Pastorious, I mean no offense and I don't want to make any type of discusion, I just think he's the MOST overated bassist of ALL time.

I said blacks because thats all I've seen playing slap at my local guitar center. The whites I've seen just play crappy "pop punk". The point was that I'm white and play bass and have been told I don't have that "soul" factor. But the whole three times I've seen black players in there; there funk was'nt smooth at all. So I guess that makes me racist? I'm the racist funk fan!


Guess you never listened to his work with Joni Mitchell?
I never knew the worth of a musician depended on his/her dance moves and personal hygiene.![]()

You based your judgment of a whole race on 3 people!![]()
I just listened to the link you posted - "Talk To Me". It should be called "Shut The F*** up, Already". Between Jaco's incessant soloing/farting (AGAIN, no pocket) and Joni's incessant babbling nonsense... well, it's one I won't soon forget.

Regarding appearance and stage presence - it's part of a performance, and part of entertaining. Jaco was not good at all in that department. Sorry... and I mean that.

When I spoke to him he was arrogant and could not take honest criticism.
News flash, if you do not want my opinion, you shouldn't ask for it
Here's another - yeah, he's disheveled but he's going nuts on that stage, and at the end he destroys his bass while the crowd goes NUTS. If that isn't stage presence, I'd like you to show me what is:
Whatever dude. I've always found it to be a sublime application of melodic grooving. There is a pocket, and he's in it, you just don't seem to be able to understand it, as you made clear with your insulting and self-absorbed remarks.
Not everyone is glistening, polished and shiney with a smile. Yes, in a schmaltzy skin-deep show biz way image and stage dance moves matter (part of the "package" doncha know), but sound is what matters. Unless of course you are saying that Britney Spears is the ultimate performer because she looks good, appears clean and has good stage presence.
Before musicians were so carefully packaged, people with talent, who may not have been the best lookers or even nice smelling, were recognized for their talent. Was Charles Mingus pretty? Did he dance well? Was Miles hopping all over the stage and "entertaining" us? Monk had real OCD problems, Billie Holiday was once a hooker and had substance issues, Coltane, Bird, these are just the jazz guys. I guess they all sucked and clearly missed the mark.
Just so I can be enlightened, since my choice of music is obviously misguided will you please share what is your idea of bass perfection? Or perhaps you can share your work with us which must clearly be so much better than the lyrics of Mitchell or the awful playing of Jaco.
The problem with these kinds of threads is that they tend to alienate bassists. Not a terribly inclusive approach to handling one's self on what is supposed to be a nurturing, open environment for bassists of all calibers to come together and share a wide range of ideas, perspectives, and concepts. Whether your favorite bassist is Jaco or Chris Squire, they both deserve every bassist's respect at the very least.
I could, but won't, give you a long list of well known bassists who take the "Gird your loins" approach to haunting here. Granted, being in the public eye/ear has it's foibles, but that shouldn't give the public free reign to indiscriminately speak their minds in what ever unedited form they wish and then expect to still have easy access to players who, but for this site, might be inaccessible. These people read these threads. And many of them are VERY hurt by them. There was a thread that came out right after the BP 6 string feature issue, bashing a well known bassist. He read it, which turned out to be an emotional mistake for him.
It's all just OPINION. Maybe you're just Joe Blow in the bar band and you don't think your opinion really matters anyway...but it does when it's out there for the world to see. It shouldn't mean much on one hand...but on the other hand, why go public with it just to run your mouth knowing that you could be doing real harm? It could be surmised that an intelligent person who wants to dredge up this kind of negativity in a public forum is proactively trying to inflict pain on people of whom they have an image that's probably totally false anyway. So the only real goal is hurting people. I hope that's not true.
Just to clarify, EVERYTHING YOU SAY HERE MIGHT BE HEARD BY SOMEONE YOU WOULDN'T THINK WOULD HEAR IT. We're in the internet age, and while well known players are easier to reach, up and comers or less-known players trying to avail themselves of the opportunity to communicate with the ones they LIKE should give consideration to the ones they don't and be careful of the manner in which they express their opinions of them...valid as those opinions are.
If you don't have something nice (or helpful) to say, don't say anything. I learned that when I was 3.