Let's spread some musical misinformation

[zontar]

Barnyard animals can be trained to play bass, guitar, keyboards, saxophone and drums.
But they're useless with a harmonica.

 

[pklima]

Though "Let It Go" was a huge hit, it actually wasn't in the initial plans for "Frozen". Disney wanted Phil Collins to record a new version of that old song he did about waiting for a snowman all his life, but he declined.

 

[BassGuyFL]

Mic feedback can be controlled by the angles of the antennas on the wireless receiver. Also once a PA is set up it should never need to be changed or adjusted. Just plug in and play and everything will sound great regardless of venue!

 

[Jay2U]

A compressor makes the electrical sound waves smaller, so they can travel through thin wires. The amp decompresses the signal to a level suitable for the cab.

 

[zontar]

In Norway they don't have marching bands, they have downhill slalom skiing bands.

 

[Jay2U]

If you can't find your air guitar, hairspray and blacklight may help to reveal its hiding place.

 

[My name is Mudd]

How?

 

[Jay2U]

How?

Spray around abundantly while shining with the blacklight. If you hit the air guitar it'll glow puple in the dark.

By the way, did you lose an air instrument?

 

[zontar]

If you fry an egg on a Zildjian cymbal it will automatically turn into a souffle.
But with a Sabian you get the world's best omelette--especially if you slice the cheese with coated strings.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

A tuba makes a great turkey fryer.

 

[PWRL]

I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but a little studio trick to achieve reverse delay is to hook it up in reverse to the send and return functions on the back of the amp. Also, to achieve a little extra delay time, tie knots in the cable to prevent the signal from moving as quickly. Pink Floyd used to do it all the time.

 

[My name is Mudd]

By the way, did you lose an air instrument?

Air roadie...need say more?

 

[zontar]

Air roadie...need say more?

They get paid in air dollars.

 

[Feral Feline]

To air is humane.

If you fry an egg on a Zildjian cymbal it will automatically turn into a souffle.
But with a Sabian you get the world's best omelette--especially if you slice the cheese with coated strings.

So that's why I prefer Sabian! However, I find coated strings to be too bulky, I prefer to use sweaters (or jumpers if you prefer) to keep the strings warm AND it pre-melts the cheese as it slices...

A tuba makes a great turkey fryer.

The greasy gravey helps lubricate the valve-keys. The opposite is also true: It takes a great Turkey tuba friar. As for the friar's greasy gravey, don't go there...

 

[zontar]

To be part of a Barber Shop quartet you need to have the last name Barber.
But I hear they sometimes allow exceptions for Barbour, Babar and Cutter.

 

[Jay2U]

To be part of a Barber Shop quartet you need to have the last name Barber.
But I hear they sometimes allow exceptions for Barbour, Babar and Cutter.

How 'bout Scissorhands?

 

[Tom Bomb]

The word JAZZ is thought to have been derived from the word JATZ, the name of a savory cheese flavored biscuit. JATZ, in turn, is derived from the term, JATZ CRACKERS which is rhyming slang for KNACKERS which is… Well… Never mind.

 

[zontar]

How 'bout Scissorhands?

Since he was fictional they have put that decision to the Barber SHop Quartet World COngress--it happens every 25 years--with the next meeting scheduled for Pittsburgh, PA in 2017.

 

[PilbaraBass]

Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull is the brother of Jon Anderson of Yes, and their oldest brother, Rodney Anderson, an auto mechanic, married an American woman, Pamela Dean, who had a son, actor Richard Dean Anderson (McGyver)... Who amongst things like being a huge ice hockey fanatic is also an accomplished bag pipe player.

 

[Deathblade Eric]

Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull is the brother of Jon Anderson of Yes, and their oldest brother, Rodney Anderson, an auto mechanic, married an American woman, Pamela Dean, who had a son, actor Richard Dean Anderson (McGyver)... Who amongst things like being a huge ice hockey fanatic is also an accomplished bag pipe player.

R. D. Anderson's son is Jimmy Anderson, fast bowler for Lancashire and England, who wrote a song called 'Papa's Got A Brand New Bag Pipe' to commemorate his father's purchase of a new set of be-tartaned bladders. The tune was retrospectively plagiarised by the Godfather of Soul after a short-lived quantum singularity opened up in James Brown's Frigidaire.