Let's spread some musical misinformation

[the harp unstrung]

Elvis has left the building.

 

[zontar]

Little Richard has left the galaxy...
(Or is that not misinformation?)

 

[ZenG]

Washtub bass is best for learning "slap" on.......

 

[Jay2U]

Jay2U:-........Have you tried the new French "Croissant' 5-String?

Yes, but as a matter of fact it's way too French for my hands. It crumbled to tiny little pieces.

 

[ZenG]

The latest report from the IPCC says that scientists want bass guitars and amps banned worldwide by the year 2017 because they contribute to global warming.

 

[ZenG]

If you play a Fender P-bass through 4 daisy-chained Hartke 8x15 amps on large open African plains........elephants will like you and gather round to listen......

 

[Jay2U]

Consumption of too much Scotch affects the voice. This holds for bass strings as well. Soak them in Scotch on a regular basis and they'll growl like never before.

 

[ZenG]

Most failed bass players end up playing the Kazoo.

Usually a baritone Kazoo.........

But often enough they find that their lips tickle too much when playing it........so they become spoon percussionists at Irish weddings and parties.

When they fail at that they take up Tambourine.........

and after that it's clack-sticks....

 

[ZenG]

 

[ZenG]

The songs you here now are the cover-band tunes of tomorrow....

deal with it.......

 

[zontar]

If you win a reality singing show you are set for life.

 

[Hues]

Sean Combs (aka Puff Daddy,P. Diddy...) is a bass playing, musical virtuoso.

 

[Jay2U]

Most failed bass players end up playing the Kazoo.

Usually a baritone Kazoo.........

But often enough they find that their lips tickle too much when playing it........so they become spoon percussionists at Irish weddings and parties.

When they fail at that they take up Tambourine.........

and after that it's clack-sticks....

And finally it's police officer

 

[zontar]

Double Bass bows are used for large bow ties.

 

[pklima]

Most musical instrument cases are comfort-tested by dogs of an appropriate-sized breed.

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Double bass cases, due to the lack of sufficiently large dogs, have to be tested by actual double bassists.

 

[zontar]

Dogs have a better lobby group than cats, as instruments have never been strung with dog gut--even though it sounds pristine.

 

[Jay2U]

Finally the best pick for metal has been developed. A pick of exactly the same metal composition as the strings on the bass, helps keeping those strings in good condition. String wear will be reduced substantially.

 

[zontar]

You can pick your nose & you can pick your friends, and actually you can pick your friend's nose if you wish (& they let you)
But if you pick your friend's bass you will travel in time.

 

[Big Brother]

Keyboard players need to get busier with their left hands.

 

[Atshen]

Finally the best pick for metal has been developed. A pick of exactly the same metal composition as the strings on the bass, helps keeping those strings in good condition. String wear will be reduced substantially.

And string wear will become virtually non-existent if you use Castrol 10-W30 on your pick.