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In some towns in the USA law dictates that no band may have more than two guitars unless one of them is a pedal steel guitar. For this reason the Blue Oyster Cult cannot perform its multi-guitar performance-ending rendition of "Don't Fear the Reaper" in Rockville, Maryland, hence the REM's impassioned plea to the band "Don't go back to Rockville" after Michael Stipe was disappointed by BOC being hauled off stage in that town by police guitar-limit enforcers in 1977.

Controversially the town once tried to apply this limit to an unplugged session by Yes when Chris Squier played too high up the neck on an acoustic bass guitar and police tried to arrest him for 'imitating a three guitar line up' and finding a loophole in the law. This case was settled after Yes threatened to play all its early albums backwards in the courtroom.
 
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Most 4 string basses are tuned G D A E which is the exact same tuning as the lower 4 strings on most guitars. So if you want to be able to play either instrument in a band, just buy a guitar. Limit yourself to the lower 4 strings when playing the bass parts and use all 6 strings for the guitar parts.
 
Many bass players are constantly confused about what order their pedals should be in their sound chain.

Just remember, your pedals always color the sound of your bass but all pedals have a bypass that will take them out of the mix if not needed. So the best ordering sequence for pedals will be to put your lightest colored pedals such as white, cream or yellow painted ones first in the chain and then move your darker painted pedals such as blue, brown and black towards the end of the chain.

When your pedal board is set up this way you will be able to get your sound selectively more colored as you add each pedal to the mix.

Note: if you play death metal you'll want to reverse this order so you start with your darkest colored pedal first and can lighten your sound up a bit by adding subsequent pedals in after it.
 
Exactly! And you can even daisy chain the left half of your brain with the right by using a 6" long patch cable and shoving one end of it up each nostril.

You can even link brains by putting one up your nose and one up a friend's nose. However, do not jack one into each nostril in case you cross the streams. Remember right nostril - left brain. So for maximum creative connection, left nostril.