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This is how we got our drummer in sync.
Yes they work well for that!

Just be careful not to use instrument cables on your singer. Since they don't play an instrument and typically stick to vocals you'll need to use Speaker cables for your singers nostrils. Preferably speaker cables with Speakon Neutrik ends so they don't accidentally fall out. The first time you use them on your singer you may find it a tight fit, but once they're in just give them a quick twist and they'll lock in place.

The only time you should ever plug instrument cables into your singer is if they are having a hard time singing a cappella and need some in ear monitoring to keep them on key and in time. In which case, simply plug the instrument cable coming from your bass into the singers left ear (controls the right half of brain) and the guitards instrument cable into the singers right ear (controls left half of the brain). Now as both the bass and guitar play, the only one that can hear them is the singer who will find it much easier to stay on key and in time.

Note: It's important not to reverse the left right ear connections! Everybody knows the bass player is always in their right mind and guitar players never are! If you were to reverse connections so the guitar is playing into the right side of the singers brain you'll quickly and permanently convert the singer to the same self absorbed, arrogant, glory hog prima-donna that most guitar players are. Chances are, if you've ever run across a singer like this its because somebody connected the in ear cables wrong.
 
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Long standing tradition is that Jazz players play for free so their audience won't have to pay a cover charge to see them. In fact the word "Jazz" was derived from the acronym JAZZ which referred to the typical compensation jazz players received per performance - Just About Zip/Zilch.
 
Spinal Tap pokes fun at rock by showing an early Spinal Tap as being originally a folk band. Few people realise this is actually a satire of Judas Priest, which was originally a hard core 1960s folk revival group born out of outrage at Dylan going electric and was originally called Judas Bob.

However, they later sold their souls in an attempt to get guitar skills of the level of Renbourn and Jansch but failed to spot the small print which would require them play on electric guitars for ever more. Due to this contract if you play their songs backwards on an upside down strung guitar it will summon evil spirits which will take you away to the underworld.
 
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Mythbusters have proven it's a myth that bassists are beer drinkers.
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However, they later sold their souls in an attempt to get guitar skills of the level of Renbourn and Jansch but failed to spot the small print which would require them play on electric guitars for ever more. Due to this contract if you play their songs backwards on an upside down strung guitar it will summon evil spirits which will take you away to the underworld.
The contract did allow them to play one folk song, but only one. It was an agonizing decision, but in the end they settled on "Diamonds And Rust".
 
Punk rock originates from the Italian community in Chicago. In the late sixties, a local band called Fat Giancarlo and the Cappuccino Drinkers wrote and performed the first song in the genre. They titled it "Punch Rock", because it was intended to punch the rich and wealthy right between the eyes. The combination of c and h, like in punch, is pronounced like k in Italian, so the local radio station announced their song as "Punk Rock". A guy called Joey, who was just starting a rock band, heard it on the radio and immediately understood that this new so called punk rock would be the way to go...
 
Bass playing made as easy as playing drums! Digitech announced their 'Learning Bass Pedal'. All the musician has to do, is upload the tab to the LBP, hook up a bass and strum the rhythm. No matter the tuning of the bass, no matter which fret or string, the output is always spot on.
A spokesman told that the USB port also accepts memory sticks with bass tabs in gp3, 4 and 5 formats, as well as prerecorded .wav and mp3 formats. Tuning and bpm can be tweaked through an interactive menu.