Let's spread some musical misinformation

[ZenG]

Do you need a pocket protector when you have a parrot in your pocket? Is it anything similar to a pocket rocket? Would you be happy to see me if I had "one"? In which pocket??

I think it was Mae West who said "Is that a parrot in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

 

[zontar]

Plus a scandal broke out when it was discovered that Kirshner was also secretly trying to start a Goodwill band.

Well there was no good will over that one.

 

[zontar]

Using the last name "King" will guarantee a successful career in music.

 

[Jay2U]

Only the very best Jazz bassists qualify for Punk Rock.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Musicians, right across the known world, have been steadily losing their marbles…

Here's where they all ended up,

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[pklima]

Using the last name "King" will guarantee a successful career in music.

Sure - see how well it worked for Michael Jackson the King of Pop, or even Elvis Presley the King.

 

[rtslinger]

A recent study into music therapy found that patients listening to calming music were less likely to survive their hospital stay than those that listened to hard driving rock. so save you calming stuff for you funeral march.

 

[Atshen]

^^ Are you sure this is misinformation?

 

[rtslinger]

^^ Are you sure this is misinformation?

Yup! Muzak kills

 

[rtslinger]

Few things you may not know:
Did you know that all of the glam metal bass players from the 80's are now playing in Classic Rock cover bands?
And everyone of them are now bald due to Hairspray and hair dyes?
Also although most were picked up by major record companies, none made it past the debut album?
and lastly everyone of them lurks here daily, because they are still living the pipe dream and don't have real jobs?
well now you do.

 

[Deleted member 264575]

How it all started.

 

[zontar]

Ginger Baker played all the instruments & did all the vocals on the studio albums by Cream.
Clapton & Bruce only ever played & sang in concert

 

[Jay2U]

Fanned frets were invented by a smart fretwire manufacturer who wanted to sell more.

 

[zontar]

Fanned frets were invented by a smart fretwire manufacturer who wanted to sell more.

True--and he also had research to show that they kept the bass player much cooler int he summer.

 

[ZenG]

Ginger Baker played all the instruments & did all the vocals on the studio albums by Cream.
Clapton & Bruce only ever played & sang in concert

Clapton and Bruce often donned disguises when they played concerts without Ginger Baker, pretending they were Simon and Garfunkel....

 

[ZenG]

Don't throw that distortion pedal away...when you hook them up they are supposed to sound distorted.....there's nothing wrong.....

 

[Jay2U]

Don't throw that distortion pedal away...when you hook them up they are supposed to sound distorted.....there's nothing wrong.....

Huh? Is this mismisinformation?

 

[Jay2U]

There's a new compressor on the market that'll literally blow away all existing compressors.

 

[ak56]

There's a new compressor on the market that'll literally blow away all existing compressors.

That one is for when you are playing your air guitar.

 

[ZenG]

Huh? Is this mismisinformation?

No it isn't. But I'm not sorry and I'm not apologizing...