Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Jay2U]

Blues music can never be played in a red room, or it becomes the Purples.

That's why only Cream could play White Room.

 

[Tom Bomb]

And, without being negative in the processing, Deep purple do it in darkrooms but likely just get funked. They can't do it either.

 

[Tom Bomb]

If, for some unknown reason, your drummer keeps falling off the drum-stool during sessions, simply adjust the balance in the opposite direction. Works every time.

 

[pklima]

The hammer action mechanism in modern pianos is considered a big improvement over the earlier hamster action.

 

[BoogieZK]

If you mic a PingPong Delay on a Leslie cabinet and synchronized them, you get Free Energy!

 

[Tom Bomb]

The hammer action mechanism in modern pianos is considered a big improvement over the earlier hamster action.

Kate Bush even wrote a song about that, which she rightly called Hamster Horror. Those poor hamsters

 

[ZenG]

The best bass tone on a recorded track is when you don't use a bass at all.

You sing it yourself.

Sing "bmm bmmm bmmm" for a P-bass tone...or "mwahhh mwahhh" for a fretless.

For standup , put a piece of foam in your mouth and sing "bvvvm bvvvm ".

 

[ZenG]

Bars across the nation are looking at ways to attract new clientele.

The National Bar And Lounge Affiliate have unanimously decided to ban "Mustang Sally" and "FreeBird" from set lists because those songs attract the same old chronic drunks that drive new customers away.

 

[zontar]

Paul Gilbert & Billy Sheehan have never met in person--at least one of them is a hologram if you see them together.

 

[Jay2U]

Alice Cooper was the one and only founder of the Black Metal genre.

 

[BoogieZK]

There is a myth that says "Punk is dead", In fact Mr Punk who is the founder of the genre is dead, He died from a heart attack after seeing on media many many Sex Pistols fans T-shirt with "Punk is dead" written on.
So Punk wasn't dead until he saw "Punk is dead" written.
Maybe he was a Death Note fanatic? No one will ever know.

 

[Jay2U]

There is a myth that says "Punk is dead", In fact Mr Punk who is the founder of the genre is dead, He died from a heart attack after seeing on media many many Sex Pistols fans T-shirt with "Punk is dead" written on.
So Punk wasn't dead until he saw "Punk is dead" written.
Maybe he was a Death Note fanatic? No one will ever know.

They say his girlfriend carved this gravestone with her nails.

 

[ZenG]

Blues music can never be played in a red room, or it becomes the Purples.

Blues music is not actually music really...

 

[ZenG]

TalkBass players have been the bassist on every single charted record since 1998.

 

[ZenG]

The best string tone comes from a Chrome Molybdenum neck,bridge and body that produces 500lbs of string tension.

 

[ZenG]

A single cab, preferably 3200 watts, with a 48 inch speaker is best for bedroom tone. Cab flipped on it's side and speaker pointing toward ceiling.

 

[ZenG]

There is a new P-bass coming out that is 65 inch scale. It is being produced by Wanker Bass Company.

 

[zontar]

Musical scores are called that because the conductor keeps score of wrong notes.

 

[Jay2U]

Human rights organizations propose a fair, non-discriminatory system to name musicians. It's very straight forward: the name of the instrument followed by "ist".
A few examples: Electric bassist, Double bassist, Upright bassist, Ukelelist, Kazooist, Drummist, Hornist, Microphonist.

 

[ZenG]

Human rights organizations propose a fair, non-discriminatory system to name musicians. It's very straight forward: the name of the instrument followed by "ist".
A few examples: Electric bassist, Double bassist, Upright bassist, Ukelelist, Kazooist, Drummist, Hornist, Microphonist.

Yes, that is why Istanbul is considered to be musician mecca.