Let's spread some musical misinformation

[Gravedigger Dav]

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I don't like that shirt at all. I wouldn't take one if you gave it to me.

 

[ZenG]

I don't like that shirt at all. I wouldn't take one if you gave it to me.

Good. Because you're not getting one.

btw, when I die I'm getting cremated. So one more job you're out of.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Good. Because you're not getting one.

btw, when I die I'm getting cremated. So one more job you're out of.

Okay then, so when will that shirt I hate not arrive?

 

[ZenG]

Okay then, so when will that shirt I hate not arrive?

As soon as it's packed up and sent UPS.

But you can have this one instead..

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

As soon as it's packed up and sent UPS.

But you can have this one instead..

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Okay, then I won't be expecting it.

 

[Jay2U]

The 2017 line of Fender stringed instruments come with a set of keys. Playing in the right key has never been so simple.

 

[PillO]

The 2017 line of Fender stringed instruments come with a set of keys. Playing in the right key has never been so simple.

Interesting, it appears to be able to play in 18 keys.

 

[Jay2U]

Interesting, it appears to be able to play in 18 keys.

This is only an example, as they don't want the competition to see how it's done. The set will be consisting of all major and minor keys. Squiers will be sold without keys. They can be ordered separately.

 

[PillO]

This is only an example, as they don't want the competition to see how it's done. The set will be consisting of all major and minor keys. Squiers will be sold without keys. They can be ordered separately.

I see that what is on offer is a random set of major and minor keys. Must be for a jazz bass.

 

[PillO]

The NSA has been working on cracking the keys of encrypted music. Rumor is that they have broken all the sharp keys.

 

[Jay2U]

The NSA has been working on cracking the keys of encrypted music. Rumor is that they have broken all the sharp keys.

It requires blunt methods to do so.

 

[Jay2U]

I see that what is on offer is a random set of major and minor keys. Must be for a jazz bass.

They are also developing sliding keys for fretless instruments.

 

[Jay2U]

Yamaha announced a device to sort and store the keys, a so called keyboard.

 

[Jay2U]

Beware of Ibanez playing guitarists. Those got the exact right headstock to cut through the mix.

 

[ZenG]

Ibanez spelled backwards is Zenabi.

If you say 'Zenabi' six times in a row fast, a horrible entity will appear and unplug your amp.

 

[Jay2U]

Ibanez spelled backwards is Zenabi.

If you say 'Zenabi' six times in a row fast, a horrible entity will appear and unplug your amp.

Zenabi? A relative of ZenG?

 

[pklima]

"Guilty" verdict against US magazine Rolling Stone expected to put a final end to childish fad of so-called "rock and roll" music.

Source:

 

[Jay2U]

Improved optical pickups save on amp costs. The output signal of optical pickups has been raised by a substantial 6 dB! Magnified is a better word to express this phenomenon. By placing tiny lenses between the light sources and the light sensors, the detected amplitude of the vibrating strings is magnified to fill the entire angle of view of these sensors. This magnifying trick has been patented by Peavy.

 

[PillO]

Improved optical pickups save on amp costs. The output signal of optical pickups has been raised by a substantial 6 dB! Magnified is a better word to express this phenomenon. By placing tiny lenses between the light sources and the light sensors, the detected amplitude of the vibrating strings is magnified to fill the entire angle of view of these sensors. This magnifying trick has been patented by Peavy.

Fender is attempting to have the patent invalidated arguing that since the Model T, fenders have always had light sources attached.

 

[Jay2U]

Fender is attempting to have the patent invalidated arguing that since the Model T, fenders have always had light sources attached.

"Big deal" Peavy's, lawyer says, "It's not about light sources, it's all about the use of lenses, so Fender hasn't seen the light yet".