Let's spread some musical misinformation

[ZenG]

Metal is not actually a music genre.

 

[Tom Bomb]

All the world's a stage. But, apparently, all the wires are down, the lights are all blown, the motherboard's fried, and the sound guy, who had a bad trip in the Seventies, is off with the Pixies, indefinitely, and living in sin with the drummer's girlfriend, in Ibiza.

 

[Jay2U]

All the world's a stage. But, apparently, all the wires are down, the lights are all blown, the motherboard's fried, and the sound guy, who had a bad trip in the Seventies, is off with the Pixies, indefinitely, and living in sin with the drummer's girlfriend, in Ibiza.

How did you find me???

 

[Tom Bomb]

How did you find me???

According to the GF, very personable. And I do trust her judgement

 

[Jay2U]

According to the GF, very personable. And I do trust her judgement

I'll interrogate her as soon she's sober.

 

[PillO]

Replacing the word "metal" with "opera" always results in comedy. For instance:
What is the best bass for opera?
There are two kinds of music, opera and music that sucks.
I'm in an original doom opera band and....

 

[Tom Bomb]

 

[Imaginary Pony]

All the world's a stage. But, apparently, all the wires are down, the lights are all blown, the motherboard's fried, and the sound guy, who had a bad trip in the Seventies, is off with the Pixies, indefinitely, and living in sin with the drummer's girlfriend, in Ibiza.

Best not to mention the drummer's girlfriend, or the thread will get closed down.

 

[Willy-D]

Replacing the word "metal" with "opera" always results in comedy. For instance:
What is the best bass for opera?
There are two kinds of music, opera and music that sucks.
I'm in an original doom opera band and....

You can keep your doom opera.
I'll stick with my symphonicpunkcountrydisco, thank you very much....

 

[Jay2U]

Replacing the word "metal" with "opera" always results in comedy. For instance:
What is the best bass for opera?
There are two kinds of music, opera and music that sucks.
I'm in an original doom opera band and....

How funny, I used to do the opposite. I went to see the Metal House in London. I watched a soap metal on TV.

 

[Jay2U]

Best not to mention the drummer's girlfriend, or the thread will get closed down.

It's a proven fact that drummers' GFs never cause threads to be closed.

 

[Pops OB]

It's a proven fact that drummers' GFs never cause threads to be closed.

Isn't it a shame when threads have to be transferred just because somebody thoughtlessly closes another?

 

[Jay2U]

Isn't it a shame when threads have to be transferred just because somebody thoughtlessly closes another?

Closing is against freedom of information. Now we'll never know what he decides to do. Our future timelines are damaged beyond repair.

 

[ak56]

According to the GF, very personable. And I do trust her judgement

I'll interrogate her as soon she's sober.

Like that's gonna happen.

 

[Jay2U]

Like that's gonna happen.

Gonna happen what? She getting sober or me interrogating?

 

[ak56]

Gonna happen what? She getting sober or me interrogating?

She getting sober.

 

[ZenG]

The keys player's girlfriend is always sober, wears weird hats and never shuts up.

 

[Jay2U]

The keys player's girlfriend is always sober, wears weird hats and never shuts up.

In some bands they refer to her as the singer.

 

[Pops OB]

Horror of horrors, she could be a bassist! That IS one reason to get the bass player out out of the band!

 

[Ray Matthews]

It's common knowledge classical musicians can play metal if they really want to!