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Let's spread some musical misinformation
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Animated Circle of Fifths. Gotta be. Not saying it's all part of a conspiracy but I've seen this sort of thing before..and whenever I do, next day there's chemtrails in the sky that spell BASS.
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I went to the Pawnshop to buy a pawn that I lost for my chess game. They didn't have any and never do whenever I go in there. Talk about weird. And I've never seen a Fender Pawnshop in there either..
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That sounds like a front for a mandolin connected money laundering scheme.
Was there an Italian restaurant just next door?
PAWNshops? No wonder I was getting blank looks when I asked about basses...
The other day I was practicing vocals through a condenser mic with the 48V Phantom power on.
While singing, a strange faint voice crackled over the amp.
It was my dead grandfather and he told me I sound like a drunk Walrus.
Doesn't happen when I sing through a Shure SM57.
Anybody else had this happen?
While singing, a strange faint voice crackled over the amp.
It was my dead grandfather and he told me I sound like a drunk Walrus.
Doesn't happen when I sing through a Shure SM57.
Anybody else had this happen?
Yup. If it happens I reverse the phantom power polarity. That'll teach the old man.
Yes, your Grandfather spoke to me as well. He said that you should spend more time practicing your playing.
Larry Carlton actually played a Jazz bass on all his albums--his nickname Mr 335 actually comes from his home room in high school.
Players of the spoons are mostly incognito concert violinists who happen to be down on their luck. Just thank your lucky stars you don't have to fork out for a Stradivarius whenever you need a solid gig. Spoons are a doddle, cheap-as-chips, gigs aplenty. Prestige? None. But it's strangely liberating, or so they say. Be generous with your applause whenever you cross the path of a player of spoons but don't let on that you know, don't mention the Stradivarius deficit. That would be a kindness.
All bassists should reverse the neutron flow on occasion. It puts tone back in your tonewood.
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