Let's spread some musical misinformation

[zontar]

All of the artists that Al parodies do not actually exist. He is a shapeshifter and, when he gets an idea, he goes back in time to create the "real" artist so he can create the parody.

Ah, an extra wrinkle...
By the way, there are no wrinkles on Willie Nelson's face...

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

...of which some even manage to combine the banjo with a kazoo.

My brother's uncle played lead banzoo with the Trans-Elbonian Orchestra. This is a picture of him and his manager discussing choreography just before a show in Vidor, Texas.

 

[PillO]

My brother's uncle played lead banzoo with the Trans-Elbonian Orchestra. This is a picture of him and his manager discussing choreography just before a show in Vidor, Texas.

Untrue! The trans-elbonian orchestra has never played Vidor Texas. The trans-elbonian symphony has played Vidor. The trans-elbonian orchestra played Rose City Texas. What is truly amazing is that there are enough cross dressing elbonians too have two trans-elbonian big bands.

 

[Sixty Grit]

If you say "Sid Vicious" while looking into a mirror during a full moon at midnight....


...you'll lose all your musical ability onstage.

That explains what happened to me.

 

[Jay2U]

My brother's uncle played lead banzoo with the Trans-Elbonian Orchestra. This is a picture of him and his manager discussing choreography just before a show in Vidor, Texas.

They resemble ZZ Top's Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons. Coincidence???

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

They resemble ZZ Top's Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons. Coincidence???

Yeah, but you've never lived until you experience a banzoo version of TV Dinners .

 

[Pops OB]

I am a bassist, I have a beard, I wear cheap sunglasses, and a hat; therefore I am Dusty Hill.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

I am a bassist, I have a beard, I wear cheap sunglasses, and a hat; therefore I am Dusty Hill.

Only if you're a sharp dressed man and eat TV Dinners

 

[Pops OB]

Only if you're a sharp dressed man and eat TV Dinners

And I guess with that, there is now no doubt whatsoever!

 

[Boristhespyder]

Only if you're a sharp dressed man and eat TV Dinners

And the chickens not too blue.

 

[PillO]

And I guess with that, there is now no doubt whatsoever!

What is your mechanic like?

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

And the chickens not too blue.

The sauce is not too blue.

 

[Jay2U]

I am a bassist, I have a beard, I wear cheap sunglasses, and a hat; therefore I am Dusty Hill.

Show us you driving your hot rod or it didn't happen.

 

[Boristhespyder]

The sauce is not too blue.

You are correct. My error!

 

[Boristhespyder]

Show us you driving your hot rod or it didn't happen.

And holding your fur lined bass.

 

[Shannon]

The sauce is not too blue.

But the bass must be blue to play the blues.

 

[Jay2U]

But the bass must be blue to play the blues.

This is how your bass should look when you can't play.

 

[bound'n'blocked]

"If you run a 452 crossed over at 250 through a pair of 8627's then you'll be good to go."

My guitar player says that all the time because he has absolutely no idea what is going on when we are setting things up so he wants to sound cool like the rest of us.

BnB

 

[Feral Feline]

The easiest way to play the brown note is to dip your plucking finger in Root Beer with one full bar of Ex-Lax dissolved in it, and then any note you play is brown. A few have dipped their entire bass in this Root Beer concoction, but this is simply overkill and results in sticky (&or stinky) intonation issues.

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Contrary to popular belief, Jaco did NOT eat fried chicken with his fingers before performing. Like how many rumours get started, the truth was slightly exaggerated and distorted over time.

Jaco liked to eat Chicken Cordon Blue before performing, but he used a knife and fork.

 

[Jay2U]

My sound recorder behaves in accordance with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. As long as the recording hasn't been observed, it's in both states, good and bad.