Let's spread some musical misinformation

[-Asdfgh-]

He put down his cape to play music.

And Rick Wakeman just picked it up to play music.

 

[Common Tater]

Wow! It'sTony Levin dressed up for Halloween!!!

Wait, has anyone seen Tony Levin and John Paul Jones in the same room at the same time?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

It is said that if you play the song backwards.

Gons Nomel. Wasn't he first chair trombonist in the James Last orchestra?

 

[Common Tater]

And Rick Wakeman just picked it up to play music.

Has anyone seen Rick Wakemen, Tony Levin, and John Paul Jones in the same room at the same time?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Wait, has anyone seen Tony Levin and John Paul Jones in the same room at the same time?

Yes they performed together, with Carl Palmer (Phil Collins not available that week) on drums, for the Spotlight on Tigers WWF benefit in 1989.

 

[Common Tater]

Yes they performed together, with Carl Palmer (Phil Collins not available that week) on drums, for the Spotlight on Tigers WWF benefit in 1989.

So, Phil Collins is the Martian Manhunter? I knew it!

 

[Drgonzonm]

Will Bono’s son be Sonny Bono?

maybe bonoson, bones, bonez bonoseed, bonoiz, O'bobo, McBono, or just kid

 

[Jay2U]

So, next question, what's the best metal for this ring?

That's an onion ring, obviously. As many metal bands' favorite author wrote:

Onion ring to rule them all
Onion ring to find them
Onion ring to bring them all
And in the darkness fry them

This metal Ring of Fire fits anyone...

 

[mrjim123]

Tony Levin recently joined 70's soft rock band Bread. They will henceforth be known as Levin'd Bread.

 

[mrjim123]

Not misinformation - remember the game where you try to toss a ring onto a stick? I knew a guy who's girlfriend liked to toss onion rings onto his ****. I hope she let them cool down first.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Not misinformation - remember the game where you try to toss a ring onto a stick? I knew a guy who's girlfriend liked to toss onion rings onto his ****. I hope she let them cool down first.

Knee?

 

[Jay2U]

Not misinformation - remember the game where you try to toss a ring onto a stick? I knew a guy who's girlfriend liked to toss onion rings onto his ****. I hope she let them cool down first.

Fist?

 

[Common Tater]

Not misinformation - remember the game where you try to toss a ring onto a stick? I knew a guy who's girlfriend liked to toss onion rings onto his ****. I hope she let them cool down first.

Nose?

 

[Shannon]

Not misinformation - remember the game where you try to toss a ring onto a stick? I knew a guy who's girlfriend liked to toss onion rings onto his ****. I hope she let them cool down first.

dish?
hand?
tray?
face?

 

[ZenG]

Not misinformation - remember the game where you try to toss a ring onto a stick? I knew a guy who's girlfriend liked to toss onion rings onto his ****. I hope she let them cool down first.

Tuning keys?

 

[dxb]

You've probably heard that a group of crows is called a murder and a group of dolphins is a pod, but do you know these scientific terms to describe groups of musicians?

A group of drummers is a clatter.
A group of horn players is a toot.
A group of singers is a cackle.
A group of theremin players is a twitch.
A group of keyboardists is a tickle.
A group of guitarists is a noodle.
A group of bass players is a bumble.

Here are a few more scientific terms for groups of musicians:

A group of drummers is also known as a jailbreak.
A group of tuba players is a flatulence.
A group of lute players is an unemployment.
A group of saxophonists is a snooze.
A group of lounge lizards is a schmooze.
A group of fifers is a tinnitus.
A group of ukulele players is an ukulotlot.

 

[ZenG]

A group of Karaoke singers is known as a howl.

 

[Jay2U]

To get a quick indication, the first question a shrink asks a mature female patient always is: "Would you go out with a bassist?"

 

[Common Tater]

To get a quick indication, the first question a shrink asks a mature female patient always is: "Would you go out with a bassist?"

Let me guess the outcomes of this.
If she replies, "No, of course not. I have standards." then she's invited to the office to sit down for a discussion of her problems.
If she replies with, "Oh my god! You play bass?" then she's immediately sedated with a tranquilizer gun and restrained.

 

[Bad azz tone]

Not misinformation - remember the game where you try to toss a ring onto a stick? I knew a guy who's girlfriend liked to toss onion rings onto his tongue