Let's spread some musical misinformation

[-Asdfgh-]

A group of Karaoke singers is known as a howl.

No, a group of karaoke singers is known as a good-bar-profits-tonight

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Here are a few more scientific terms for groups of musicians:

A group of drummers is also known as a jailbreak.
A group of tuba players is a flatulence.
A group of lute players is an unemployment.
A group of saxophonists is a snooze.
A group of lounge lizards is a schmooze.
A group of fifers is a tinnitus.
A group of ukulele players is an ukulotlot.

A group of country players is known as a heartbreak.

A group of reggae players is known as a skank.

A group of synth pop players is known as a blip.

A group of Cage enthusiasts is known as a silence.

 

[dxb]

A group of accordion players is a squeeze.
A group of flautists is a breeze.
A group of harmonica players is a wheeze.
A group of pop singers is a tease.

 

[mrjim123]

A group of bass players is one load for the short bus.

 

[mrjim123]

Tuning keys?

No, onto his "organ". Funny thing though, he did not play keyboards.

 

[Stumbo]

After disco took over, to pass time, Brian Wilson, Sir Paul, Stevie Wonder and Phil Collins started a jam band called One Trick Pony.

The had a jet outfitted with a back line so they could have privacy and jam while flying between the US and England.

They had to switch to iems because. Stevie's left hand keyboard bass lines used to vibrate the plane too much. At least that's what they told him. It was just Paul getting tired if him stepping in his bass lines.

This went on for about 10 years until Brian decided to get back with The Beach Boys and finally learn to surf.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

After disco took over, to pass time, Brian Wilson, Sir Paul, Stevie Wonder and Phil Collins started a jam band called One Trick Pony.

The had a jet outfitted with a back line so they could have privacy and jam while flying between the US and England.

They had to switch to iems because. Stevie's left hand keyboard bass lines used to vibrate the plane too much. At least that's what they told him. It was just Paul getting tired if him stepping in his bass lines.

This went on for about 10 years until Brian decided to get back with The Beach Boys and finally learn to surf.

If you look at the cover of the Tasseomancy album "Do Easy", you can see what happened to the pony.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

No, onto his "organ". Funny thing though, he did not play keyboards.

You mean it was his oboe?

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Instrument size correlates with other things, so women really want to date bass bassoonists.

 

[mrjim123]

You mean it was his oboe?

No, she blew his oboe. She tossed the onion rings onto his organ. I don't know what she did with his (trom)bone.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

No, she blew his oboe. She tossed the onion rings onto his organ. I don't know what she did with his (trom)bone.

Melted it down to make something useful?

 

[Boristhespyder]

Melted it down to make something useful?

She blew his oboe in a car
He didn’t notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They’d seen his bass before
Nobody was certain if he knew the chords.............

 

[Justinvs]

Einstein's Theory of Relativity was inspired by the Chicago song "Does Anybody Really Know What Time it Is", despite the fact that the song antedates the theory by more than 70 years. Proof of the time travel paradox lies in the earliest formulations of E=MC2, where the ratio of matter to energy was assumed to be 25 or 6 to 4.

 

[ZenG]

Einstein was the first to completely understand String Tension as applied to bass.

 

[Drgonzonm]

This theory is correct, the folds of. Space and time contracted the name Chicago transit authority to Chicago.

 

[dxb]

According to the recent "heavy bass" thread, anything above 12 pounds will have its own gravity well and pull small objects like picks and loose change into orbit around it. Basses heavier than 14 pounds risk collapsing on themselves to form a black hole.

 

[Jay2U]

According to the recent "heavy bass" thread, anything above 12 pounds will have its own gravity well and pull small objects like picks and loose change into orbit around it. Basses heavier than 14 pounds risk collapsing on themselves to form a black hole.

Unfortunately those heavy basses don't attract pretty gals. There must be a leak in the Theory of Relativity.

 

[Jay2U]

Einstein's Theory of Relativity was inspired by the Chicago song "Does Anybody Really Know What Time it Is", despite the fact that the song antedates the theory by more than 70 years. Proof of the time travel paradox lies in the earliest formulations of E=MC2, where the ratio of matter to energy was assumed to be 25 or 6 to 4.

E=mc^2 only applies to standard tuning.

 

[Whitenoise17]

Jimi Hendrix cleaned the fretboards of his strats with lighter fluid

 

[ZenG]

D-d-d-ose anyone k-know if there have ever b-b-been any s-serious side effects f-f-from listening t-to The Who's "My Generation" t-t-too many t-t-times?