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Let's spread some musical misinformation

Music requires significant post production work. All notes start off whole, and have to be run through slicers and filters until they are as small as 1/16 the original size.

And all drum parts start off as bass, share, bass, snare and then in an audio editor copies of those beats are added to create a funky beat. Actually, that's not entirely true, as a few drummers can play more complex beats, which is why examples of isolated drums, such as When the Levee breaks with Bonham playing, have been so often sampled and used on other records, as it saves producers a lot of time.

Much as Ringo Starr has been maligned, in reality he's a brilliant drummer who can manage beats slightly more complex than bass, snare, putting him up there with Bonzo.

When disco arrived, all pretence at creating complex rhythms was abandoned as so much time had to be spent on creating all those complex, arpeggiated lines by slicing, copying and pasting the required notes using actual old-school tape, that to still get the record out in the 70s the drums were left untouched.
 
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I'd like to live in your world for awhile...

And on an unrelated note, if you play death metal while NOT wearing black, the earths rotation begins to slow in direct proportion to the tempo of the song. Continued play will result in the rotational force of the earth being inadequate to overcome the suns gravitational pull, resulting in the earth performing a Death Spiral into the suns inferno. This, of course, may be what the song was originally about...
I believe that Anthrax was warned by governments and scientists during the 80's about their overly colorful beach attire having this exact effect you speak of witch is why they now dress mostly in black.
 
Genre suitability depends on how you string your bass.

- Gently strung basses with a lot of attention to detail will reward the jazz bassist.
- Slapped on strings (you already guessed) are slappy happy.
- Basses strung with brute force are the best for metal.
- Ignorantly strung basses fulfill the needs of a punk rock bassist.
 
Genre suitability depends on how you string your bass.

- Gently strung basses with a lot of attention to detail will reward the jazz bassist.
- Slapped on strings (you already guessed) are slappy happy.
- Basses strung with brute force are the best for metal.
- Ignorantly strung basses fulfill the needs of a punk rock bassist.

- Popping strings on and off happens in pop bands.
- Stringing things along on a prayer suits Praise and Worship bands.
- The emo bands don't care how the bass is strung.
- Slightly detuned basses are needed to avoid copyright suits when making musak.
- The strings in a techno band are virtual, and so is the bass.

Wait a minute, not all of this is misinformation.
 
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- Popping strings on and off happens in pop bands.
- Stringing things along on a prayer suits Praise and Worship bands.
- The emo bands don't care how the bass is strung.
- Slightly detuned basses are needed to avoid copyright suits when making musak.
- The strings in a techno band are virtual, and so is the bass.

Wait a minute, not all of this is misinformation.

The emo bands will throw a red-faced hissy fit no matter how the bass is strung. That is NOT misinformation.
 
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It is world wide knowledge that the Fender P bass is the finest sounding 4 stringed instrument that ever existed. The only reason anyone would say otherwise or verbally attack it would be out of pure envy. Its because the body shape is ancient that so many people criticize it so they have moved onto other brand names in hoping to find that perfect combination of tone and style that they will never find. Other manufacturers have adopted the split coil in hopes of picking up customers disgruntled by Fenders design team that have apparently fell of the face of the earth long ago. What most manufacturers fail to accept is the fact that the tort pick guard holds a fraction of the magic capable of producing such mystical tone and that is why Fender is the only manufacturer that offers a tort guard.

I did mention the word "Envy" but what does "Envy" mean?.
en·vy
ˈenvē/
noun
  1. 1.
    a feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else's possessions of Fender P bass, qualities, or luck.
    "he felt a twinge of envy for the p bass on display"
    synonyms: jealousy, covetousness; More
    • verb
  1. 1.
    desire to have a quality, possession, or other desirable attribute belonging to (someone else).
    "he envied people who did not have to play toilet seat shaped basses"
    synonyms: be envious of, be jealous of;
    begrudge, be resentful of
    "I admired and envied her"
 
The Eagles were originally called The I.O.U.s before they were successful. They were going to change their name to The Benjamins when the dough started rolling in, but they didn't like the idea of having to constantly explain that there was no one in the band named Benjamin. They settled on The Eagles over other possible monikers The Presidents, The Greenbacks, Cold Hard Cash and Good Credit.
 
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Triple? That's nothing. I thought Bailey was a Klingon, not a Neaderthal:

The song "Won't you come home, Bill Bailey" was written by Bailey's great grandmother about his great grandfather who spent most of his time designing multi-necked stringed instruments. Electricity was still in its infancy and all instruments were acoustic. The smallest multi-neck Bailey produced weighed over ninety pounds, stood over three feet high and contained a DB, guitar, banjo, and nyckelharpa. The Hydra as it was called was never mass produced and there are no prototypes believed to survive. Due to its fragility, Bailey had to bring the Hydra into the house to keep it from freezing and warping during the winter months. Mrs. Bailey was infuriated by this. Cabin fever, a husband who spent more time with his invention than with her, the ugly, awkward Hydra and cramped quarters resulted in many visits from the authorities to defuse intense domestic situations. After one particularly bitter quarrel, Mr. Bailey left with the Hydra wrapped in a quilt, vowing never to return. This was the impetus for the song which became famous by a twist of fate. A music producer was passing by the house as the sorrowful Mrs. Bailey crooned the plaintive tune. He immediately recognized a hit and signed her to a contract that very night. Meanwhile, Bill Bailey reconsidered his love for his wife and dragged the quilt covered Hydra back home begging for forgiveness. Upon his return, Mrs. Bailey hugged him and all was well. Realizing that the Hydra was the source of their marital difficulty, Bill threw it into the fireplace. As it burned, the last vision of it was a beautiful sunburst effect. Now you know the origin of the quilted top. ;)
 
The word "metal", used to indicate a musical genre, has been copyrighted by Metallica. As a consequence almost a hundred musical genres and sub-genres have to be renamed. Suggestions?
Just replace the word metal with the word jive. Problem solved. It would probably also revive the genre and bring in a whole new following. I mean, who wouldn't like Symphonic Death Jive?